Feminist woman: I don’t need a man
Man: so how will you give birth if you don’t need a man
Feminist: I can go to the fertility clinic and they’ll fertilise my eggs with someone else sp£rm
Man: so who owns that sp£rm
Feminist: A man 💀😭
I got caught shoplifting the other day & had security pull up on me. They were questioning me when one of the church aunties spotted me & said I was with her. She paid for the item & when we went outside she said I owe her big time. She took me to her crib & ate tf out my pole 🥴