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[Omar @TicTacTOmar]

the draft lottery wasn’t a dream

[natalie @marnylander]

how life feels when the league is rigged in my favourite team’s favour

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

That first pick feeling!

[Jedi @dhe3g]

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

[B… @branmattic]

Man I gotta get off twitter fr

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

The way these pieces of shit would do nothing but tear a big ass hole in my paper

[Trill Jackson @Im_0n1]

No reason why anyone should work past noon on a Friday

[$ @2xsam_]

Me after being at work for 1 hour.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

Just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

[Jason Harrison @nominalthoughts]

The image I see right before I’m about to make the worst decision of my life:

[O.W. Root @owroot]

The big fat buttons felt good to press.

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

I know everything costs a lot more now but at least it's also worse quality

[Connor McDavid @cmcdavid97]

Is it friday yet #longestweek #onlywednesday

[Justin Credible @GravySauceCream]

WELCOME TO MCDONALDS WILL YOU BE USING YOUR MOBILE APP TODAY

[Lebron James MD, MPH, JD @justsomeguyloI]

the worst people alive love to take every single plate in the gym to do quarter reps on the leg press machine

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

What if a good thing happened? That might be a fun change of pace