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I always confuse Robert Zemeckis and Rick Moranis. And that’s as stupid as it sounds.

[DJ @dexrock]

5.75m AAV/6yrs for a 30 year old on a team with questionable direction is a choice.

Seems like a fair deal, let's all hope it stays that way!

[Seattle Kraken @SeattleKraken]

BOBBY'S STAYING IN SEATTLE! 🙌

The #SeaKraken have agreed to terms with forward Bobby McMann for a 6-year deal.

[Noah Riffe @NoahRiffe]

People not legally allowed to see their kids or exit the 25 mile radius around Ellensburg have a lot to say about Seattle’s World Cup pride.

[DJ @dexrock]

@MamaS2329 @BFordLancer Grammie Qanon has opinions on a city she’s never been too again…

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@Kern811 @jonkarl Cope

[DJ @dexrock]

Thanks DOGE!

[Dept. of Agriculture @USDA]

A case of NWS may have been detected in South Texas. The sample is now at USDA's National Veterinary Services Laboratories (NVSL) in Ames, lowa for confirmatory testing. We will provide updates the moment results are available.

We have already activated personnel on the ground and are working with local partners.

What you can expect from us is transparency, candor, and most important — action.

https://t.co/MrhuQr9UbN

[DJ @dexrock]

@JimRokusek @uncledoomer And then, immediately, some boomer will point out that “entry level positions were never meant to pay a wage that allowed you to eat daily, you need to aspire to be better”

[DJ @dexrock]

Whole bunch of temporarily embarrassed millionaires yelling at the governor here. The wealthy don’t need to lobby when the middle class and poor will happily do it for them.

[Bob Ferguson @BobFergusonGov]

It looks like voters will get a say on whether to maintain the tax on income over $1 million that was passed earlier this year- and I look forward to the public having their say on this important policy. To be clear, this reform of our regressive tax code included expansion of tax credits for working families, relief for small businesses, and investments in K-12 and affordable childcare. One more thing voters should know: so long as I am Governor I will veto ANY attempt to lower the threshold or raise the rate of this tax-- we are asking those who make the most to pay a little more, and providing relief to workers and small businesses. Let's keep it that way.

[DJ @dexrock]

@TC10pen @emeriticus Says the troll who literally follows up nonsense with “do your research”. 🤡

[DJ @dexrock]

@TC10pen @nathanyackel @machomaas @emeriticus “No thank you” is a nice sub for “I’m talking directly out of my ass”

[DJ @dexrock]

If you want to see just how doomed we are, check out the comments on this. We’ve had our last normal election, we’re now headed into a death spiral of conspiratorial lunacy surrounding every single election and Jared Polis did his part to legitimize that. Hickenlooper is right.

[Senator John Hickenlooper @SenatorHick]

Tina Peters is guilty as sin and a disgrace to Colorado.

She tried to undermine Colorado’s free and fair election system. When she was caught red-handed, she was prosecuted by a Republican district attorney and rightfully convicted by a jury of her peers.

Reducing her sentence sends the wrong message to those seeking to undermine trust in our elections and it will do nothing to deter Donald Trump’s illegal attacks on Colorado. I strongly disagree with this decision.

[DJ @dexrock]

@BOptimist1973 @PokerPolitics You sweet summer child…

[DJ @dexrock]

@twit4bwains @patrckleomackey @TimothyDSnyder @D4nciingQueen Of course you don’t remember because nothing remotely like that happened. There was zero true fear that Obama was going to cancel elections, try to remain in power etc. just more sane-washing.

[DJ @dexrock]

@BfrankSierra @FrankenforIowa Which is even more bizarre and an extraordinarily bad comparison.

[DJ @dexrock]

@BfrankSierra @FrankenforIowa Imagine comparing these knuckle-dragging, traitorous pedos to Abraham fucking Lincoln.

[DJ @dexrock]

lol - Sec of Transportation apologizing to Matt Walsh because that chud doesn’t like that flying on a plane is attainable by the poors.

[Secretary Sean Duffy @SecDuffy]

Hey Matt, I know the airport experience is far from perfect, and Democrats just made it worse by not funding TSA, triggering crazy long security lines. But over at @USDOT, we’re currently working our hearts out to give the country a brand new air traffic control system that will improve safety and on-time departures/arrivals with new radars, electronic flight strips, digital radios, and a fiber optic telecommunications network to replace the dated copper wire system we presently use.
And that's just the work being done right now!

In a few weeks I’m inviting the media over to DOT HQ to meet my team of experts and show you all we are doing to overhaul America’s ATC & usher in a golden age of travel.

I think you will be impressed, and I’m personally inviting you to join us. Hope you can join us, Matt.

[DJ @dexrock]

You know what would make this thread even better?

More LLM. And emojis. More damnit. More — for the vibes.

[Washington Football @UW_Football]

☔️ Sept 5 – Sept 12. The emerald city is the epicenter of the football universe.

3 ballgames. 1 week.

✅ Here’s your itinerary ⬇️

[DJ @dexrock]

@ArlenDoran @konstructivizm Or…it could have gone supernova almost 650 years ago.

[DJ @dexrock]

@AlternatelVerse @BarstoolNate Humans will be long extinct.

[MLB @MLB]

MLB The Show '26 is HERE 😤

We're celebrating the release by giving away FREE codes! Repost and reply for your chance to win a copy for your console 🎮

[DJ @dexrock]

Newt is a complete tool, but yeah, his social media manager is pretty funny.

[Newt Gingrich @newtgingrich]

Instead of fighting over a 21-mile-wide bottleneck forever, we cut a new channel through friendly territory. A dozen thermonuclear detonations and you’ve got a waterway wider than the Panama Canal, deeper than the Suez, and safe from Iranian attacks. https://t.co/Et21kHCiAw