Carl

You can't always be nice, but please try your best to always be kind.

[Carl @dexter111344]

Technology is a dead bird app.

[Carl @dexter111344]

Anybody who wanted Biden out because he is "too old" sabotaged the US. President Biden had the most successful presidency of any president since LBJ.

[Carl @dexter111344]

@milldog592 @CapoFulbo @ShamsCharania The vehicle itself is unsafe and known to spontaneously combust. They should be illegal.

[Carl @dexter111344]

Cybertrucks are more fire-prone than Pintos. They should all be taken off the roads.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Five-star prospect and USC commit Alijah Arenas was involved in a serious car crash early Thursday morning, hospitalized and placed into an induced coma, sources tell ESPN. Arenas, 18, is the son of former NBA star Gilbert Arenas.

[Carl @dexter111344]

@HRH_SHP @AaronParnas Why would you tweet a response to a question about a deleted tweet?

[Carl @dexter111344]

Wouldn't be a surprise if we hear that Trump is planning to pardon him. Trump loves his criminal pals.

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Former U.S. Rep. George Santos has been sentenced to 87 months in prison for fraud and identity theft. https://t.co/jY0uhcSUpZ

[FactPost @factpostnews]

(Kash Patel, head of the FBI, is the person that created and published this enemies list)

[Ian Weissman, DO @DrIanWeissman]

The Trump Administration Agriculture Department will not require poultry companies to limit salmonella bacteria in their products, halting a Biden Administration effort to prevent food poisoning from contaminated meat.
https://t.co/WNTiXGCgzh

[Carl @dexter111344]

"Make Dysentery Great Again!" -- RFK Jr. and Donald Trump.

[Lindsay Wise @lindsaywise]

USDA withdraws a plan to limit salmonella levels in raw poultry https://t.co/N8ugKIqUyz

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: China says it is NOT having any talks with the US and that the US should "stop creating confusion."

For the last 3 days, President Trump has said multiple times that there are ongoing daily negotiations with China.

Who's lying here?

[Carl @dexter111344]

If you voted for Trump/didn't vote for Kamala, you voted to starve Palestinians.

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: The World Food Program says its food stocks in Gaza have run out under Israel’s nearly 8-week-old blockade, ending a main source of sustenance for hundreds of thousands of Palestinians in the territory. https://t.co/WZdUscid4O

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Wells looks like none of those jobs are coming to the U.S.

[Carl @dexter111344]

@blurrrgh @SenBillCassidy Because Putin refused to work with them directly despite Trump's repeated outreaches.

Go read the report, cunt.

[Carl @dexter111344]

More recently, Donald Trump and Elon Musk are brutally raped in Baki.

This is canon.

[Carl @dexter111344]

Donald Trump is killed in the Death Note one-shot after he buys the Death Note for $10 trillion. That is canon to the story.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

I remember when it was illegal to profit from being president of the United States.

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

Biden wasn’t perfect, but if you think Trump is doing a better job, you are beyond a fucking idiot.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

JD Vance followed through on orders from the Deep State swamp to kill the Pope.

[Christopher David @Tazerface16]

Here are the facts.

Trump electively triggered a recession because he's a complete moron.

That's pretty much it, folks.