Dexter

Writer.

[bigtree @vicedwoman]

i’ve cooked again but make it about boobs.

https://t.co/kJ7iaR058G

[ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Uncle Lyne @ThatPHCBoy]

not going to quote it to further spread it, but this is why many female bosses are very stern cos the disrespect is specific and gendered. how do you think that and then proceed to put it on the internet?

[Nanyo 💋🖤 @Nanyo_sae]

My sister: Last born, how far it's holiday o

Me: ooh ok, how are the kids

My sister : They are missing you, (quickly rush to give her youngest the phone) "hello aunty glo, we want to come to your house small.

Me: awwwwwn, give the phone to your mummy.( He returns the phone). Sister my schedule don't have space for kids now.

My sister: Come and carry this children and learn how to deal with noise, oya please just for 4 days.

Her husband in the background: I will give her money, tell her I will give her money.

[Manny @ma_nuel007_]

Everybody treks
Corpers just wear uniforms

[Dexter @dexter_just]

@llemurn 😭😭😭😭

[Dexter @dexter_just]

@veeeeekie Hehehehe puff buns lady

[Dexter @dexter_just]

@llemurn When you no reply for WhatsApp nko since all these years🤭🤭🤭

[Eben @EbenezarWikina]

First look down on the water wey wan enter your parlour 😆

[bigtree @vicedwoman]

when a niche word from the show you’re bingeing turns up in the book you’re currently reading. fucking beautiful, the synchronicity.

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

pov: you finished with a “strong” 2.1

[Dexter @dexter_just]

@veeeeekie Why?

[Abiola @Biyo_lar]

I raise you Bruno next season

[MR @MarcusRashford]

To make my IG story clear. It's not a dig of any sort! I'm a MU supporter, and that remains. I was showing gratitude to the clubs and coaches that I have worked with over the past 18 months, they have played a big role in this 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 call up.

[Dexter @dexter_just]

@veeeeekie Smh

[Robbo @utdrobbo]

After 22 years, I can see how you'd get confused on how winning the league works.

[Dexter @dexter_just]

@veeeeekie Cake Addict

[Dexter @dexter_just]

@veeeeekie Who?

[Dexter @dexter_just]

@veeeeekie Microsoft Word has automatic change tracking. Check the review tab. Simply turn it on before effecting any changes. It will then wait until the changes are accepted before effecting them permanently

[JB @jb2forty]

You’re just a bit of a creep mate