AUNTA

🔅NCMA🔜RN. 🔅mom 🔅wife 🔅Psych 🔅SUD 🔅MentalHealth 🔅Advocate🔅

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

Wake up America your food is banned in 30 countries.

[Terms of Aquarius @AquariusTerms]

#Aquarius often give their care and attention to people who don't deserve it.

[Not Elon Musk @ElonMuskAOC]

Zuck, your wife drives a Tesla.

You may or may not know that, but I do.

[AUNTA @DexterHann]

@emmafearsmayo Hi I know I know probly but every time you need to talk books I’m the answer. Plz.

[Terms of Aquarius @AquariusTerms]

#Aquarius would rather come up on the low.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Then thank you to everyone who gave me sympathy royalties. Very kind.

[Terms of Aquarius @AquariusTerms]

#Aquarius are so practical that they can appear emotionless & cold sometimes

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

I got into this line of work because I have a passion for serving the public.

The public:

[AUNTA @DexterHann]

@paige__weldon You really think that 🥹 making me emochinul

[astrology bot @hourIyhoroscope]

remember your worth, aquarius. they should not get to treat you like that.

[AUNTA @DexterHann]

@emmafearsmayo I don’t have a two year old. But she’s a prodigy.

[Terms of Aquarius @AquariusTerms]

#Aquarius are life-time students of human nature, continuously wondering why humans do what they do.

[The Aquarius Urge @aquariusurge]

The Aquarius urge to incite violence with our honesty.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Best way to fight misinformation is to respond with accurate information, not censorship

[AUNTA @DexterHann]

@Homewrecker_Hal Men always trying to take our things 🙄🙄🙄😂

[AUNTA @DexterHann]

Umm he’s not allowed? Boys are supposed to go to Jupiter to get more stupider. 🙄GIRLS go to mars to get more candy bars.

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

BREAKING: Elon Musk is planning to build a city on Mars. @elonmusk

[AUNTA @DexterHann]

You chose Chrissy Teigen…..
the ones the anons claim to drink baby blood…

[AUNTA @DexterHann]

@hollsballs95 Put him on blasttttt

[gaut @0xgaut]

American Healthcare: "you got hurt?"

me: "yes, bad :("

AH: "do you want an ambulance?"

me: "please!”

AH: “right away! That will be $2,000"

me: "to the emergency room?!"

AH: “oh that’s just the ride, the ER is another $5K"

me: "but, i have insurance"

AH: "not at this hospital :/"

me: “what about my insurance??

AH: “remember your $3,000 deductible?"

me: “what?! and once I paid all this? my meds are free right?”

AH: “uhhh..”

me: “what if I don’t pay”

AH: “we’ll literally stalk you until you do :)”

[AUNTA @DexterHann]

@anxiousweirdoo Appt time slots need to be longer in general. They’re trying to have full blown appts with people in 15 minutes. It’s not best practice, but at least they can squeeze in appts to bill that many more ppl 😠 all about the $$ not the patient. 😞