THE REAL SLIM HALEY

That’s a lot of beans you nasty ass bitch.

[THE REAL SLIM HALEY @Homewrecker_Hal]

I had a dream I met Paris Hilton. It was perfect. She was perfect.

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

This better be real and it better be atrocious.

Because if it's not, and its more of the same Dem-on-Dem hit pieces rocking the boat *after* a primary, when we have a shot at the Senate, I'm going to fucking lose my mind.

And if it is real and atrocious, we need an inquiry into how the DNC is so fucking bad at self-oppo research.

[Rowan Fornow 🚵🚉🏙️🦣🇵🇸 @rowanfornow]

if I hear this one more time it's going to become a vocal stim and we can't have that

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Is America ready for my term limit legislation titled “Three Strokes and You’re Out” ?

[Angel Jones, PhD @AngelJonesPhD]

Miss me with the “it’s a joke.” It’s racist. And so is he.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Ethan Hawke explains why you can't see how good your own era is until it's already gone

"My kids and stuff, some of my kids are older, so 27 23 and they're like"

"Oh back in the 90s, my son showed me the other day like 5 movies that came out some weekend in 1994 something and they're all amazing"

"He said what a time I wish i lived in that time and I was like wow I remember being nonplussed that weekend
and I remember wishing it was 1974"

"So we're in this ongoing thing which make it really easy to be critical and negative about what's happening"

"Cause usually time is the great curator, time will reveal what's good about what's happening right today cause it's harder for us to see it"

[val 🩷 @muerteserena_]

remember when taylor swift cried in miss americana saying she was lucky because she was belived regarding her sexual assault but that there were women who aren't believed and she couldn't imagine how that must feel like? @taylorswift13 you are a disgusting human being

[AIPAC Tracker @TrackAIPAC]

EMILYs List is funded with hundreds of thousands of dollars from AIPAC's UDP super PAC:

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A hotel employee wets a towel every day to make steps so that the baby ducks who come to swim can easily get out of the pool.

[Niles Francis @NilesGApol]

I feel like no one is talking about this but there’s a very realistic chance Obama is the only living former president in the next 10-15 years

[linda @itgirlbackup]

I loooveee this Jacquemus number

[Jared Ryan Sears @JaredRyanSears]

For anyone who is worried about the communist threat facing America, here is some important information:

No one was eating the dogs or the cats.

No country emptied it's asylums or prisons into America.

Schools were not setting up litter boxes for kids.

America did not win the war in Iran over 30 times. It lost.

Other countries didn't pay the tariffs, you did.

DOGE didn't cut $2 trillion from the budget. It cost more than the tiny amount it did cut.

There is no communist threat. Not one person who has won a primary for Congress this year is a communist.

A political party that can't run on its record because it has been such a massive failure resorts to baseless fearmongering. That's all.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

no offense but if someone is excited about something and you make them feel stupid for being excited about it you are the worse type of person

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

when the phone battery explodes and it ruins the whole time capsule

[CNN @CNN]

Officials from the Nashville Zoo say a planned data center just beyond its perimeter could introduce constant noise, light and industrial activity that may disrupt the environmental conditions critical for the more than 3,000 animals that call the zoo home. https://t.co/z6GV36fhYc

[🔻lala🔻 @lavendroatlatte]

This is the man running for Haley Stevens old seat.

He is up against Aisha Farooqi who has rejected all money from the Israeli lobby.

[Jake 🇬🇧 @jakonian]

Yeah, we’ve opened one before

[umichvoter @umichvoter]

I should remind Michigan voters: if you want to change your vote, you can cancel your absentee ballot if you already submitted it and trade in for a new one

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

So are we still getting our DOGE checks?