Jon Dexter

Hmmm. Let's see what this is all about then.

[Jon Dexter @dexterjon81]

@RedBeauty54 @ohhanxiety This is a perfectly acceptable question I feel. I once accidentally put English mustard on a sandwich instead of the super nice and not painful American style mustard. But putting my dick in another woman? That's not an accident. Possibly less spicy 🥵😂😏

[Jon Dexter @dexterjon81]

@ohhanxiety Accidentally? Like he just somehow plunged dick first into a random vagina, or she just accidentally slid on to a random erect dick?

Methinks "accidentally" is the shittest excuse ever 🤣 oh babe, I thought it was you but you'd just shrunk 4 inches and become Spanish

[Jon Dexter @dexterjon81]

Totally forgot I had Twitter (or whatever our Trillionaire leader calls it). See you all again in six months when I remember again #Twitter #WorldCup #comeonengland

[Jon Dexter @dexterjon81]

So #pambondi has been sacked by the dementia ridden narcissist. I sincerely hope she still has to adhere to the subpoena for her woeful handling of the #Epsteinfiles after her performance at the House Judiciary Committee. She is a joke and needs to be held to account #bondi

[Jon Dexter @dexterjon81]

@vxylily Shattered

[Jon Dexter @dexterjon81]

@shxtsngigs @FuhadSNG it's Monday... where's the episode guys?! Legitimately the best thing about Mondays... not there 😕

[Jon Dexter @dexterjon81]

@lady_valor_07 Whatever the frig it wanted to be called!

[Jon Dexter @dexterjon81]

The @ChelseaFC cheating outcome and subsequent fine is an absolute joke! One rule for one... if this was Everton, we'd have been bombed back to the stone age. Points deducted a few years ago for far less!! #chelsea #cheats #corrupt #premierleague

[Jon Dexter @dexterjon81]

@StanCollymore Well said. Can someone tag Jamie Foxx please 👀

[Jon Dexter @dexterjon81]

If Fallon Sherrock could hit doubles #chizzy would be in trouble. But a cheeky 160 checkout was classic Chiz #darts #PDCWorldChampionship

[Jon Dexter @dexterjon81]

@LibTearCreator1 People that 20 years ago were quite happy to be, and largely accepted as, gay men. And that was absolutely fine with everyone

[Jon Dexter @dexterjon81]

@Gosleepriya Indeed

[Jon Dexter @dexterjon81]

@davidian4275 @TheUnitedGoyim @itstellafrancis But not impossible 😬

[Jon Dexter @dexterjon81]

@TheUnitedGoyim @itstellafrancis You start wanking then you realise...

[Jon Dexter @dexterjon81]

@itstellafrancis I'm 5'6 so I don't even need a reason. You just won't 🙄

[Jon Dexter @dexterjon81]

@BoscoJankovic1 @StanCollymore At least Acorn Antiques was Victoria Wood's genius 😂

[Jon Dexter @dexterjon81]

The World Cup draw will be one of the most embarrassing and cringe worthy things ever to be televised

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Quote this tweet with something that’s guaranteed to happen this weekend….

[Jon Dexter @dexterjon81]

@oelma__ Manners

[Jon Dexter @dexterjon81]

@lady_valor_07 Do whatever and whoever makes you happy 🤷