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Jack of all trades, master of none, but better than a master of one! My opinions are my own!

[DJ @dexterjules]

A couple days ago I became a parent to my first child and what a joyous moment.

little did I know that my @CoterieBaby diapers would fail me & for PEE of all things. I’m sorry but newborn days are tough but then to not be able to rely on my diapers? I’m pissed on want a refund

[DJ @dexterjules]

@ytalksfootball @ChelseaFC Can’t wait to see your next YT video now that ManU 💩 the 🛏️

[DJ @dexterjules]

#KamalaHarris has stood up 19 times since the start of the #StateOfTheUnion and counting

[DJ @dexterjules]

These fees are ridiculous @UberEats - 🙃🙃🙃 #foodie #food #fail

[DJ @dexterjules]

Life’s good all the time and all the time life is good.

[DJ @dexterjules]

#wyfehubbychronicles

Wyfe: the smell of cottage cheese is nauseating

Hubby: well why can’t you hold your breathe then, *giggles*

I love you

[DJ @dexterjules]

hey @neiltyson, question: If we shot me in a craft @ 100% of that speed of light in a vessel into a black hole wouldnt I be moving too fast for the effects of the gravity to interfere with me? #askingforafriend

[DJ @dexterjules]

#HappyBirthdayToMe

[DJ @dexterjules]

Hey @ChelseaFC it should be 40% off and a new jersey for wrong front shirt sponsor.

[DJ @dexterjules]

Typed too fast… Deter must be my alter ego. @ctshirts ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[DJ @dexterjules]

@goodculturefood Done!

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I’m pissed @goodculturefood where’s the lactose free cottage cheese? It was sooo good.

[DJ @dexterjules]

Pizza is an hour late @dominos - is there a late pizza clause??? 🤦🏾‍♂️

[DJ @dexterjules]

Ok I will say this much… @AlaskaAir is the best for flying domestic in the west. No offense to any of the others but I’m tall and the knee room is awesome. #winning

[DJ @dexterjules]

I saw @MoneyLynch trending on Twitter and then I saw this - we must protect this man at all costs haha.

[NFL on Prime Video @NFLonPrime]

Just @MoneyLynch riding a buggy in Amish Country. You're welcome.

Marshawn returns to #TNFonPrime tonight 🙌

[NFL on Prime Video @NFLonPrime]

Just @MoneyLynch riding a buggy in Amish Country. You're welcome.

Marshawn returns to #TNFonPrime tonight 🙌

[DJ @dexterjules]

@Delta Sure check your DMs in 5 mins

[DJ @dexterjules]

Hey @Delta, whoever Kassandra is (reservation specialist) in this chat, deserves a raise for great customer service. The whole system is a win, I usually have awful experiences with airlines, but this was great.

[DJ @dexterjules]

I just published "The Struggles of Applying for a Full Stack Developer Jobs" on @Medium https://t.co/TSigMb7Qet

[DJ @dexterjules]

Ok these are stupid @bonappetit I’m calling my lawyer and suing… abuse, straight tastebud abuse. Tf why do these taste like this. It’s like sugar and bread had a baby and dipped it in unicorn 🦄