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Squid Game or something idk I haven’t watched it

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I don’t use Twitter but this just happened:

Mom: what’s the Pitbull song where he says ‘Mr Worldwide’?
Me: mom that’s like every song

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If I was a girl I’d be very jealous I can’t pee standing up

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Team big monke ftw

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Hera and Kanan appreciation tweet <3

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@protectedtuna Why

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Dude I swear every week feels the same now. I just wake up every morning wishing it was Friday not because it’s the end of the week, but because a new episode of The Mandalorian comes out. Poggers

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@RahulKohli13 You’re so poggers

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GROGU?

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Poggers

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My little brother just called Linus from Charlie Brown, Anus

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Coke Zero is terrible

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COVID for me go brrrrrrrr

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You guys ever wish you looked as good as your bitmoji on snap?

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@MasterPloKing wants to name The Child. His name is now Franklin. Wow.

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Trump, Biden, idc anymore can we just be done here?

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@StarWarsIsCoool just sang WAP for me in discord

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Surprised Cobb Vanth wasn’t an antagonist to Din, but okay

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@StarWarsIsCoool ships Zeb and Hera in Rebels (Zera 💝)