jess

if I look tired it’s bc I am | rare twitch streamer | 29 | used to be tae

[jess @dexxidies]

Guy I hooked up w last night has 1k+ hours on TF2.

If he can do it, anyone can. Don’t give up gamers, get laid 💪🏻

[jess @dexxidies]

I miss debut katseye :(

[jess @dexxidies]

@ImperiaITweets @Awk20000 Not here for an argument, you’re allowed your opinion, I just want to explain in case you care: She doesn’t condemn eating meat for the autonomy of the animal or right to life or whatever - it’s about the negative environmental impacts the meat industry has.

[jess @dexxidies]

My gacha money is being speNT

[Jake Lucky🔜 GAMESCOM @JakeSucky]

First look at Nodus Fall from HoYoverse

A co-op action game where you must defeat mythic beings

[jess @dexxidies]

Any new Val bundle gifters? 😔

[jess @dexxidies]

REBRAND 🚨 REBRAND 🚨

I’ll still reply to tae but it’s been a long time coming to stop linking my name to b*s (I still love them but I don’t want to get sued).

I’ve used dexxi for years as my dj name so now i am just dexxi everywhere

(I have adhd)

[jess @dexxidies]

I’m actually so into Fortnite rn it’s crazy, imagine being 29 and level 290 this season

[jess @dexxidies]

Smoth

[Fortnite @Fortnite]

l00king f0r c0mpanionship? adopt a duck <3

[MAGIKARP🦈💦 @UniteVids]

Walking back home after work

[trash jones @jzux]

me when my friends mess up: you’re only human, please be kind to yourself. it’s ok to learn

me when i mess up: they should shoot me like a dog in the street

[jess @dexxidies]

I explain you can pay a $10 fee and tap to pay almost everywhere and she told other staff who came past.

Anyways almost got arrested but got away with it bc I walk funny. Gg.

@afterpay_au sponsor me or gimme the $60 please thank you 🙏 this isn’t an ad but should be

[jess @dexxidies]

My carry on was 4kg over so airport lady told me to see if I could throw some stuff out or I’d have to pay $85. Instead I hid literally everything in my pants and bra bc the suitcase was literally like empty.

She only caught me bc my laptop slipped as I was walking past her +

[jess @dexxidies]

So I said “do yall take afterpay?” And she said no & I just kinda stood there 🧍🏼‍♀️

Eventually she said “what about $60? I can charge you the checked bag fee instead” and I said ok deal, let me see if this card works.

I tap my afterpay card, it goes through and she is amazed-

[⋆｡𖦹° ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[lilac 呂 | (7/10 slots comms open! 🎉) @rairakkyue]

HELLO WHAT IS THIS

[jess @dexxidies]

It’ll fit

[Valorant Tactic @valorantactic]

NEW Ranked Rewards | #VALORANT

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Males think they're brave enough to fight a gorilla but in reality they’re not even brave enough to tell their friend to stop making women uncomfortable.

[jess @dexxidies]

Fuck Bob Ross and his fuckass trees

[jess @dexxidies]

Jorkin it as the Aus alert goes off and now the mood is ruined. Denied happiness by the government once again.

[jess @dexxidies]

@OfflineTV Yooo come to Australia