Citizens of Höllvania!
It is here, the day has come.
The best day of the year.
...my birthday! I expect blessings and wine bottles by tonight at most or you will be... kindly reminded! Have a great day,
From your beloved Major.
@pr3t7yinpink [how the...oh well. they've seen weirder things]
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i'm available whenever 😁 like all the time really unless i'm being forced into saving the universe or helping the devil recover his memories