deysi p 🍓

misandrist

[deysi p 🍓 @dey_licious]

I love you forever. Rest In Peace . You’ve taken a part of me with you. this is not goodbye. it’s see you again. ❤️

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“They are stealing our jobs.”

Yes Billy, who failed high school, Rajesh the astrophysicist has stolen your job.

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

suicidal ideation is crazy cause why am i eating a breakfast english muffin and thinking about blowing my shit smoove off. like nothing bad is even happening

[nat @swantail]

Men will believe a woman is genuinely stupid before they’d consider the possibility that she’s joking

[deysi p 🍓 @dey_licious]

plzzz tell all your lovers and friends, ursher john and luda had to do it again!!!!!!!!!!

[Troll Football Media @TrollFootball2]

Mexicans will miss the Koreans

[. @lexivy24]

This shit isnt a game

[ׅ❦ @cursdpanda]

an ibuprofen vape would go crazy af

[Pota Norimaki @BasedPota18]

Being a hater is like the core of his existence

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

i think about being a mom all the time. i just don't know if i'll ever find someone who makes me feel safe enough to take that leap. i wish women could have babies on their own.

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

A man raped a kitten.

A KITTEN.

It was never about the clothes.

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

Straight kids can talk about their crushes.
Gay kids learn to hide them.
Straight couples cuddle in public.
Gay couples fear their safety if they do.
Straight couples hold hands walking.
Gay couples carefully consider the risk.
Pride matters. Things are not equal

[DP 🐐 @AyoVanta_]

At this rate, all y’all flyers look the same. We don’t know if you’re selling food, promoting a party, or doing taxes. 😭

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

they should let me go inside everyone’s house just to see

[goo @vulniccura]

nothing gay happening to me all pride month

[Sethy @Brizksie]

how it feels going to the movies alone

[¿ @umlarp]

courage the reasonably scared dog

[J!REH 🏆 @jirehpc]

People can’t read anymore so they just think everything means whatever they want it to mean lol

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Me: "I should have about $200 left"

Bank balance: *$4.43*