Dezzz

Humble, with a hint of Kanye

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I have never called another woman gal.. and old women love the adjective. Why?

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I love when you serve two people the same amount of alcohol and they think ice is the same amount of density.

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Apparently salad and root beer floats aren’t an aliquot dinner.. lol

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Update: it says it feels like -22 and THIS BITCH OUT HERE GIVING ME A TICKET

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It’s -1 outside and I’m still worried the psycho parking lady is gonna give me a ticket. Wouldn’t put it past her to still be out

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Men be like: babe, why dont you go blonde again?
*starts the process*
Him on the day I’m supposed to get it lightened again: yeah I guess we will see what it looks like, you could always go back. 😐🤦🏻‍♀️

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@darian_page This thread tho.

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Pretty sure the whole state of Montana had its prettiest sunsets last night.

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Someone help me with my fantasy.. I’m in the championship playing #1.

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The more you know .

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Me: Lebron can literally do anything he wants.

Martine: except grow hair on his head.

[Los Angeles Lakers @Lakers]

Mood.

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The night is a very venerable time, can get to anyone when their least expecting it.

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Me: he called me long legs
Martine: you are full of long limbs

True.

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“We are at a really weird age. Like hey, I could sleep with you and your dad.”

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“I’m so good at sugar daddies” “bitch you fell in love with yours. Literally no one is worse at sugar daddies than you”

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REALLY hate that middle one. This is why we don’t try to date people.

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Btw, I sent that text. He’s the child. Don’t get it twisted.

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We are having a ton of fun this morning. Hope everyone has the best day 🧡

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I dare you to call me mean and a bitch at 8pm again. You’ve been drinking all day and we haven’t spoke in 2 months after being friends for 2 years. Byeeeee

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Why is Ruggs just now showing up