desferatu

you know what it is bitch

[desferatu @dez_foo]

who up stalking me rn

[austin @2baja2blessed]

Anyone mind if this white boy speaks a lil español this World Cup? 👀🇲🇽

[˖ Ridhima ˖᯽ ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

I am pleased to inform you that it is safe to let people be deadass wrong about you

[CASH @caymarjr]

i would sacrifice a tio on my dad's side for mexico to win the world cup

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[Fat Dr. The Real Big Mama, No Kids @AfroAmEx]

Sadly with her finally announcing the split, it's giving she may already have one in the chamber. Check your man's phone.

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.

[anna @fIeabcgs]

eight years ago anthony bourdain who experienced so much of this world chose to leave it and i can’t help but think of sylvia plath’s quote “wherever i sat, on the deck of a ship or at a street café in paris or bangkok, i would be sitting under the same glass bell jar”

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

no instagram i don't wanna see the new partner of my ex's life on my suggested friends

[Tubi @Tubi]

because i'm for the people

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

tbh i can never sympathise with men. how are you still a loser in a system that has literally favoured you over everyone and everything since the dawn of time ????

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

Ooooh hold your nigga tight because Big mama is back outside!

[daphne 𝄞 @60sgrl]

no one told me the actors who played the stepsisters in 'another cinderella story' (2008) were the sisters from 'ginger snaps' (2000) omg. could this imply that 'another cinderella story' is another one of their lives where they were reincarnated as sisters again?

[the cone @mcflurry_slut]

Remember when Ben Shapiro went on TV and said his wife’s vagina was never ever ever wet

[CanadianCandy @CCandacejoe]

It never ends with these assholes

[Jon Russell @thisjonrussell]

@CCandacejoe They’ve got this obsession with underage girls… almost like they should be on a list.

It’s probably a heavily redacted list.

[axel @artofslaughter]

i like horror movies because they arouse me sexually, actually

[solé @layxsnv]

these new mosquitos pulling yo pants down & eating yo ass !

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Maybe she's at the Super 8 motel off I-95 with Hunter Biden as friends

[Vulgar Darling @lanaatyosemite]

When people say “men written by Lana Del Rey” and it’s some twink in a suit…baby this is the aesthetic…this is Off To The Races

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Do you guys remember when nickelodeon would shut down on earth day and have that blank screen telling us to go play outside..?