☻ mentally illest ☻

$$$ the bitch you M A D about $$$ // LLB 🕊️

[☻ mentally illest ☻ @dezarslay]

him: ride this dick
me: my license is suspended

[☻ mentally illest ☻ @dezarslay]

pov: me to the man that ain’t my man but wishes he was lmaooo

[☻ mentally illest ☻ @dezarslay]

not the new owners raising my rent by $260. be so fuckin fr this place ain’t even worth that but okay 😭

[☻ mentally illest ☻ @dezarslay]

pulled a him on him now he swear he can’t stand a bitch

[v @Oimaclav]

Mom found out I sucked balls now I have to drink out of one cup with my name on it

[☻ mentally illest ☻ @dezarslay]

i can’t lie idk shit about ballet so idk how realistic this show is but, tiny pretty things on netflix has my attention.

[☻ mentally illest ☻ @dezarslay]

i played cat tv for my cat once n she loved it. now every time i turn the tv on she is right there. she be watching my shows w me n all. part of me is happy but part of me jus needs her rotisserie chicken laying ass out my way 🙄

[☻ mentally illest ☻ @dezarslay]

A GIRLS POST: i swear every year i get older the more sore my boobs get when i start my period. n as a big titty girly, this is ASS. 0/10 do not recommend.

[☻ mentally illest ☻ @dezarslay]

i can’t believe i’ll be 29 next friday i could literally throw up.

[☻ mentally illest ☻ @dezarslay]

@LilJFTB i watched it last night n laughed my ass off. but omg i forgot about stick it ima look for that one tonight! loved that one too

[☻ mentally illest ☻ @dezarslay]

not them putting she’s the man on netflix. this movie had me in a chokehold when i was in middle school lmao

[☻ mentally illest ☻ @dezarslay]

idk how y’all be getting trashed the night before thanksgiving. my thanksgiving is at noon and i simply would not show if i was hungover in the slightest. ain’t no way

[☻ mentally illest ☻ @dezarslay]

“when ima see u” mf on accident 😭

[☻ mentally illest ☻ @dezarslay]

not my cat only laying on brody’s blanket i still have that my grandma made him… and she’s never met him 😭

[☻ mentally illest ☻ @dezarslay]

@letsfrickfrack my back can’t handle it 🤦🏾‍♀️🤣

[☻ mentally illest ☻ @dezarslay]

if you don’t have $uicideboy$ on your playlist, grow up

[☻ mentally illest ☻ @dezarslay]

not me restarting one tree hill 🥲

[☻ mentally illest ☻ @dezarslay]

it’s been over 2 years and i still can’t believe i went to rehab. i jus can’t believe i let myself get so bad that that was the only option. i’m eternally grateful though.

[☻ mentally illest ☻ @dezarslay]

the difference between my last man and the one i have now a POV:
ex: can u send me $35 🥹
me: i can’t. i’m sorry
him: ok. it’s fine

CURRENT
me: i can’t afford it (literally anything.)
him: if u need anything ever don’t hesitate to ask

😭

[☻ mentally illest ☻ @dezarslay]

watching depp v heard or whatever on netflix n amber jus pissing me off fr.