themom

We were born to be real, not perfect. So if you have to, chuck it in the Fu@k it bucket and drink more wine.

[themom @dezlo]

@badsuns @holllowboi they will be by you

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@Dodgers Wtf!!

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I’ve known my husband before phones folded. WTF I’m old.

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@holllowboi We here biaotch!

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Having a blast on a Friday drinking at bars I haven’t got to visit as much as I wanted to. #drinkdrankdrunk Last week to get it in.

[themom @dezlo]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 25 Mar 2009 (via @twi_age).

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@sur_rules But if it was me she would have a blacker eye.

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@CarnivalCruise

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@holllowboi From where?? What color is he/she?

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Wine Wednesday in full swing. I need the wine today.

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@holllowboi @Teh_Mugen Cutie pie 🥰

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@kron4news It was a scary ride in my house. SW Santa Rosa.

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Whoa!! It’s been Swahili but damn that shook the bad.

[Santa Rosa Fire Department @SantaRosaFire]

An earthquake struck in the city of Santa Rosa in registered a magnitude 4.4. https://t.co/ketY9L26qR

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@KimCamp85899093 @MrTommyLand I was just saying this.

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@holllowboi @Teh_Mugen

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@holllowboi What are they saying?

[Sonoma County Scanner Updates @SonomaScanner]

4/25/22 Santa Rosa police are on scene near Stonypoint / Hearn neighborhood for a Homicide that occurred just after 4pm. Possibly domestic in nature.

No photos or identification of victims. This is an active investigation.

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@al_unlocked @holllowboi Happy Birthday 🎂🎁🥳

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@holllowboi I want to see it and then you can do it in my house.