Dez

[Hold The Mayo @snowlikejonn]

Staring down the actual Declaration of Independence before stepping into the octagon as an underdog to beat the piss out of an undefeated fighter in front of the world is an extraordinary level of legendary

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

My dad retired at 59

I will not

He had a pension. I have a 401k I can barely fund.

He bought his house at 28.
I can't touch a down payment at 30.
He paid $90 a month for health insurance. I pay $430.

At dinner he told me I need to be smarter with money.
I nodded.

Didn't tell him his entire life was built on an economy that no longer exists.

Didn't tell him my generation is paying for his Social Security while ours gets gutted.

Didn't tell him the ladder he climbed got pulled up right after him.

Just passed the potatoes.

Make it make sense

[Dez @DezTheAztec]

Maybe I can finally die

[Klukais husband @416sHusbandREAL]

I have a good friend who has on multiple occasions recounted what it was like trying to date a single mother. The woman he was dating wanted him to fulfill all aspects of being a father while not being allowed any input on the child. The child would constantly remind him he was not the father so the child didn't have to listen to him. The mom wouldn't get sitters so when they would go on dates she would take the child and make him pay for both of them. I have zero desire to go through any of that.

[Dez @DezTheAztec]

@Amy_Grindhaus You’re beautiful

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first trailer for the Michael Jackson biopic has been released.

In theaters on April 24, 2026.

[Dez @DezTheAztec]

Tomorrow is my birthday, I swear to God imma blow my brains out haha

[Max @minordissent]

The dating pool for young men is literally:

-whores
- "nice" girls but who are obese and have an anxiety disorder
-bitchy (if not cunty) girl bosses
-BPD psychos who will love bomb you and then tell everyone you raped them
-post wall "trad wifes" who actually want kids but only after spending their 20s riding the cock carousel

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

I DONT EVN FUCKING CARE ANYMORE YO FUKK FOOTBALL

[taoki @justalexoki]

most women are really bad at sex. that's the biggest reason they don't finish

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

POV: it's the last day at school before winter break in the early 2000s

[Dez @DezTheAztec]

@Amy_Grindhaus 😍👏🏽

[Dez @DezTheAztec]

Being southern up in Michigan, must be how the early 80s nba felt taking all the women.

[Dez @DezTheAztec]

At my kinfolk bday party in Michigan, two pornstars are just here and his friends. I love it here

[Dez @DezTheAztec]

👏🏽

[Anime Aesthetics @anime_]

The Beauty of Studio Ghibli

[Dez @DezTheAztec]

I think I’m still in love with an ex

[Dez @DezTheAztec]

@madflavor SEND ME SOME

[Dez @DezTheAztec]

Same

[fallon iverson @daFalligator]

All of my exes dated their future wife immediately after me lol

[Dez @DezTheAztec]

@bjjminx Teach me the ways of the jujitsu world