Dez 👻

• 31 • bay area • tarantula mom •

[Dez 👻 @dezwashere29]

They finally got that mf edp LOL

[sarah @AnOrdinaryGal1]

genuinely fucking experiencing everything BUT getting that goddamn pirate token

[sah @soundlikesex]

Ye on Kendrick Lamars Super Bowl Halftime Show 😭 (2025)

[kaizo 👾 @kaizoslop]

whoever at epic said "we should make a screaming rocket launcher that plays A$AP Rocky while it's flying by" is probably the funniest person like ever

[Dez 👻 @dezwashere29]

My fuzzy boy

[Pocket @islandthembo]

Current state of ai is a mess we need to stick back to our roots

[jilly, occasionally @djoispunkrry]

THIS IS FMU BAD

[THE COLDEST ❄️ @Wynttxrr]

Bro it feels like it's 16pm

[Dez 👻 @dezwashere29]

Imma miss all the halloween stuff dawg

[wizardries🪄 @wizardriesx]

KNOCK ✊KNOCK!✊ 🍆DICK🍆 OR 🍭TREAT🍭 GIVE ME 😍😍SOMETHING GOOD😏 TO 😛🤤😋EAT😋🤤😛. It's 🎃🎃🎃👻👻👻whore-o-ween🎃🎃🎃👻👻👻 and 🫵you 🫵know🫦😏 what🎃 that👻 means🫦. It's ⏰⏲️time⏰⏲️ to go 🥾🚪door 🥾🚪to door ✊✊asking👀🥺 for some 😵‍💫🫪🥴HARD🥴🫪😵‍💫 candy to 😲🤤SUCK🤤

[฿ł₳ @killerz0mbie]

halloweekend starts TONITE !

[👑Red Dirt Duke👑 @Duke_Lucas_]

Nigga ain't you dead too?

[Dez 👻 @dezwashere29]

Imagine making prank videos in the big 2026

[Dez 👻 @dezwashere29]

Birthdays turn into normal days as you get older lol

[7rq @gloccnim]

stairs made in year 1050:

people in year 1049:

[GarySiniseFoundation @GarySiniseFound]

Today is National First Responders Day. Firefighters, police officers, EMTs, paramedics, and dispatchers show up every day for people they have never met. Thank you to all first responders and the families beside them. 💙🇺🇸 #NationalFirstRespondersDay

[michelle @chlorophormgirl]

They’re making potholes on purpose so my boobs bounce