Desi

she/her |deeply evil and destructive being

[SwiftieLee 🖤 @SwiftieLee1]

And remember ladies, the reward you get for being a good woman is an autoimmune disease

[terbik @slopbik]

everyone's suicidal until they ride passenger in my car and then suddenly they care about their mortality

[Y. @yogits___]

women receive more shame for
consensual sex than men do for rape btw

[grass 2.0 @keepofffgrass]

men with 2 hours of free time a week be like I Want To Date You

[Jefa 🧈 @ButterMamas]

I’m making the most money I ever made and it does not feel like it … I just cannot understand this economy at all

[El Capitán @PersnicketyK]

Every website is offering an AI assistant. I don’t want that shit bitch!

[katie @katefeetie]

fun part of moving is discovering I own every item! every single item. if it’s an item a person can own, I own it. so I don’t need a job anymore! jobs give you money to buy items and I already own, as I stated, every single item

[Rabbi Jeff @RabbiJeffx]

How do I boycott Ed Sheeran when my previous consumption of his work was zero

[🪽 @giavq5vh]

can men stop pretending to be loverboys just for sex i promise u it’s legal to openly be a whore without hurting people’s feelings

[rosie @snailtattoo]

Cleaning my apartment so the unsaved muted number can come over

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

The FDA has confirmed that the only thing safe left to eat is the rich

[Woku 🏳️‍⚧️ @Lacksicle]

"Why dont you ask chatgpt" "why dont you ask grok" mf I will go into a dark room with a mirror and chant bloody mary and ask her before I ask ai a mf thing

[sabrina ♡ྀི @pinkgyaru]

girlsgogames . com could heal me rn

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

they would’ve burned me at the stake for the way my intuition be so on point

[the Rich @Duderichy]

she cooked here ngl

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

The body is refusing to cooperate. I have offended it in some way. Awful. The flesh is pathetic and tyrannical

[Tanaya @tanaya_0510]

men be like do u wanna hangout in five minutes

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’ve been called weird and annoying but never unfunny or boring. let that sink in.

[stewie garlic @stewiegarlic]

stop using ai i need that water for my bong