Mike Lara

I have a great kid

[Mike Lara @dfa_mike]

@akafaceUS This is a great opportunity for people to start a fleet leasing company, that way the vehicle gets registered by the leasing company. The company gets a steady stream of income. 🤔

[Mike Lara @dfa_mike]

You know what sucks, when you get fatter and then a a winter storm hits Texas. The last time I bought winter stuff was 2 sizes ago. I’m freeze my 🍑 off going to work today. 🤦‍♂️

[Mike Lara @dfa_mike]

@NBAonPrime @PrimeVideo You suck Prime! I wanted to see my Luka play my Mavs but the sports bar doesn’t have the capability to watch and show prime on any of their 30 TVs. You suck!

[Dereck Lively II Muse @DL2Muse]

Bro @realDonaldTrump we need a 120% tariff placed on the Dallas Mavericks pronto before this trade is official

[Mike Lara @dfa_mike]

I’m telling so bad rn if my kids wake up crying in the middle of the night they are gonna have to figure it out themselves. I’m not getting out of this bed.

[Mike Lara @dfa_mike]

I’m sick and not feeling well. I just want to fall asleep to a horror film and restart tomorrow.

[Mike Lara @dfa_mike]

@jordanbpeterson @MSNBC Anyone else reading the comments in Russel d Brand’s Vocie? Or is it just me?

[Mike Lara @dfa_mike]

My 8 yr old son just told me he identifies as a Mecha. I don’t know if I should change his medical info or just take him to a mechanic when he is sick. #Godzilla

[Mike Lara @dfa_mike]

I am an Adult kid.
When the movie Big came out I said to myself “That’s what I want my life to be when I grow up”
#IAmAnAdultKid

[Mike Lara @dfa_mike]

Fail, get up, and try again.

That’s the process of success

[Mike Lara @dfa_mike]

I wish I was rich enough to buy a win. All I’m rich enough to do is buy fast food. #winning?

[Mike Lara @dfa_mike]

The theme of this year so far is "It is what it is." You can't change it so accept it and move on. #Sucks #dealWithIt #MoveOn #ItIsWhatItIs #iiwii #2018 🤷🏼‍♂️🤦‍♂️ #AllMyICloudNotesGone 💩

[94WIP Afternoons @AfternoonsWIP]

Here's the video of Cam Newton saying "it's funny to hear a female talk about routes"

[Mike Lara @dfa_mike]

Thanks @GetSpectrum for being down on the second to last week of school. 🙄👎👎#internetprobs #procrastinatorProbs

[Mike Lara @dfa_mike]

Wow! All I hear at work are fireworks and gunshots #oakcliff

[[Official] P1Domo @P1Domo]

Chris Jones #DallasCowboys #IJBDAL #DALvsDET https://t.co/xq0XrcZ018

[😁 @aniyhaaa__]

Chance just praised the lord on national television. I'm here for it all. #ChanceOnSNL

[Mike Lara @dfa_mike]

That moment your teacher said he was going to drop you lowest test score 😱😭😄🎉🎉

[Mike Lara @dfa_mike]

When you haven't been to @Pluckers in a while and forget how hot there hot is 😀😟😥😰😵🔥🔥🔥

[Mike Lara @dfa_mike]

I took a nap, watched a sub titled king fu movie, and had sam's club pizza #MyFirstDayOnWinterBreak