Don Javis

God, Ronald Reagan, and Republican Jesus (in that order) 🇺🇸 Twitter acct dedicated to delivering organic, gluten free, farm to table JD quotes to the world.

[Don Javis @dfancydavis]

I am the decider.

[Don Javis @dfancydavis]

I’m incapable of accurately identifying my room number.

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Today I told my economics class about how “I wish I would’ve bought stock in Windows 95”.

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I have no dignity.

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I told EVERYONE I saw today, including my coworkers, family, friends, and the employees at Racetrak, I AM NOT LEAVING VACATION 6/20-2/25 UNLESS SOMEONE CLOSE TO ME HAS DIED.

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Don Javis was spotted in the wild today.

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I took a day off to mow my lawn.

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I’m proud to announce that I recently met two American icons.

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Happy Saturday

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I’m giving up Diet Coke for lint.

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I WILL BE THE EXECUTOR OF THE ESTATE AND I WILL DECIDE WHO GETS WHAT! IF PEOPLE HATE ME, I CAN HANDLE IT!

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I will deny it but I have Tik Tok.

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It’s an honor to meet you, sir.

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I love Facebook.

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I would like to go on record by saying all murderers are buttholes in general

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Trump will be one of the most immortalized presidents ever whether you want him to be or not. In terms of aftermath and historical context he will be up there with Lincoln and Washington .

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The Jonas Brothers used to live in Westlake, which is not far from Haslet and I would drive by their house all the time

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Then some dumb ass came along and said let’s make this a cozy place with TVs and try to make it a fancy sit down fast food restaurant and we’ll jack up the prices and lower the quality of the food maybe no one will notice.

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My thoughts on why change is bad.

Like McDonald’s for example. They had grimace and Birdie and the hamburgler they had the McBLT and a kids meal with an awesome toy and a pretty good little playground.

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I am currently in goliad where they had the massacre during the Texas revolution I insisted on stopping  it’s pretty cool