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Me.
Let the frenzy continue!

[PFF Fantasy @PFF_Fantasy]

Cowboys D/ST fantasy managers:

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@JessKelsey8 I personally would not judge them like you would apparently, and I would accept those strangers for who they are and continue to drink my beer.

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Did a photo shoot for the new OU quarterback a few weeks ago and now just met the no.4 nationally ranked OU punter at the DFW airport. I mean really, where are the free game tickets at this point?! 😂

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Having a lit game night with the squad.

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@JessKelsey8 Same, bro.

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@makeitrainuh @JessKelsey8 YES YES YES!!!! I’m here for it!

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@makeitrainuh @JessKelsey8 I count this as one point my direction! #winning

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@chrissyteigen Try living in Oklahoma.

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@JessKelsey8 I can confirm this.

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@JessKelsey8 😂😂😂 Spot on.

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@405chad @JessKelsey8 Thank ya kindly. 🙂

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@JessKelsey8 Look at us!!!!😍

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@JessKelsey8 Aww, thanks Babel!! Right back atcha! 😘

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@alyxxcheathamm @JessKelsey8 Thank you!

[Chase Kerby @ChaseKerby]

I’ve always hated when a white person says “I don’t see color.” To me, it’s just another weak deflection.

You know what? I absolutely see color and it’s beautiful! And from my learnings, beautiful things should be understood, admired, loved, and cared for.

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Hey @JackBox , do you want to know a secret about how to make money at a 24hr restaurant?...

...um...

...maybe actually have employees working there...

But what do I know? 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Me: On a scale from @JackBox to @Whataburger, how drunk are you?

@JessKelsey8: I’m @JackBox bc I’m dead/nonexistent.
But give me a second and I’ll come back as @Whataburger and be present and alert and willing to help.

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Weird! I just had the EXACT same experience!

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Sooooo just pulled up to @JackBox in Moore,OK aaaaand there were no cars/employees anywhere to be found. Aaaaand they also screwed up my order this morning in 2 different ways. Went to @Whataburger instead. There were employees present. I received food. #blessed #whataburger4lyfe