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Well, I made the front page of Hacker News today. Unfortunately it's via someone stealing an article I wrote on the Google internal wiki and posting it at "https://t.co/w4GBR4cxJB", and then someone else stealing THAT and putting it up at "https://t.co/gGRHKUNIrj".

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@SarahTheHaider Amen, sister

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@SarahTheHaider Github.

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@SarahTheHaider Wait til she’s two

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@JenSeniorNY They're all set to climb K2

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@_brianpotter I think "Pentagon Wars" didn't mock the Bradley as useless and impractical. At the end of the movie they had finally gotten around to testing it and fixing the problems, and there was a note at the end that the improved armor had saved lives in the first Gulf War.

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@wil_da_beast630 Only in Kentucky Fried Movie

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@MrAndyNgo Nobody calls it the Metro

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@wil_da_beast630 But dogs were domesticated thousands of years before horses were.

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@lintzston The Michelin Guide got started when automobiles had the prestige level that Gulfstreams and Learjets have today

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@wil_da_beast630 I was briefly in the hospitality industry, and I can tell you it was a truism: if you don't overbook your hotel, it will NEVER be 100% full, because some percentage of customers are always no-shows.

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@lintzston No, it's Shorts Reliability Engineering

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@JenSeniorNY I vote for "Kendal wakes up next to Suzanne Pleshette"

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@YvesThevenot Isn't that the Lucent logo, just in green?

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Headlines: "US Shoots Down Object over Canada." "US Shoots Down Object over Alaska." See, even NORAD hates Java

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@wil_da_beast630 "counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor"

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@lintzston Goddamn autocomplete

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@lintzston Comments, Leiserson, and Rivest

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@feliciaday https://t.co/AqLFZTyqM2

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Long ago, traveling with my pet. Guy on airliner says, "Hey, buddy, what kind of dog is that?"
"The kind that goes 'meow'."

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@textfiles I'd go for the bread