dfc

I just want to get paid to come up with elaborate Rube Goldberg machines.

[dfc @dfc__3]

What has to happen to have a @WholeFoods next to the @CrunchGym in Algiers?

[dfc @dfc__3]

@Popeyes What gives with this pathetic display of red beans? New Orleans is ashamed😔

[Liz Cheney @Liz_Cheney]

Says the smallest man who ever lived.

[Miss Dion @miss_dion_]

@harris_wins @RedStateBlues_ Beyonce donated "to the left, to the left."

[Amanda @amandanyr93]

Just want to know what the plan is now that the Democrats got their way and Biden is out of the race? Certainly y’all have a backup plan and have the perfect nominee waiting in the wings right? Right???

[dfc @dfc__3]

@ElonMNews A

[dfc @dfc__3]

Just entered this JAZZFEST contest from Tipitina's Record Club! Enter here: https://t.co/AbDjQprROS

[dfc @dfc__3]

Well this aged poorly. And fast.

[Michael Bennet @SenatorBennet]

Coloradans don't shut down our communities because of a disagreement, and Congress shouldn't either.

It's time to work together in a bipartisan manner to fund our government.

[dfc @dfc__3]

@SenatorBennet Well this aged badly. And fast

[Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau]

Anyway, in Baton Rouge it’s now called “basketball” and “men’s basketball.”

[jenny lewis @jennylewis]

it’s new year’s eve
i’m in Glendora

[dfc @dfc__3]

@Andy where’s @DorindaMedley ‘s Christmas Special?

[Farrah Yvette @farrah_yvette]

The best donuts. @abuttermilkdrop

[dfc @dfc__3]

Not me coming to Twitter to see what’s wrong with TikTok

[Casey Parks @caseyparks]

Well, I am straight-up crying. I didn't even know to dream for this: My book is on the cover of next week's New York Times Book Review. Roy longed for people to know and remember him. He was sure no one would. Wow. How wrong he was.

[Tyrann Mathieu @Mathieu_Era]

You have to upgrade your discipline to reach your next goals. #Facts #Life

[dfc @dfc__3]

Thank you @judgegiarrusso

[David Crosby @thedavidcrosby]

Tax the churches

[Helena Moreno @HelenaMorenoLA]

Very much appreciate @orleansparishda, who I just spoke with, and once again committed to not prosecute patients or physicians in New Orleans. #roeoverturned

[dfc @dfc__3]

We’re Not Going Back to the Time Before Roe. We’re Going Somewhere Worse https://t.co/aQPGrTGGlo via @NewYorker