Daniel

Gore-hound. Self-proclaimed king of comedy.

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This is super cool, DIY 3D PaperCraft! https://t.co/6Os39gsYVv

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You know it's too hot when your scrotum starts pointing toward water like a divining rod. Quite painful when it tries to take shape too...

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Bicycle seats would be very different if the human race only had one ass cheek... I'll take the ribbed one, please!

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Note to husbands: Don't laugh at your wife when she's simultaneously crying & vomiting through her mouth & nose... Trust me. #NoSexForAMonth

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Stop everything and watch this movie now.
http://t.co/T7QS104ZLQ

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I declare that all movies must be ranked on a scale of "Was it Killer Klowns from Outer Space awesome?" #AwesomelyCrapMovies

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Raiders of the Adelost Ark
#CheesyMovies @midnight @jonhurwitz

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How about A Very Harold And Gouda Christmas @jonhurwitz @midnight #CheesyMovies

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Ear Wax: Your body's natural defense against people who won't shut the f#ck up. #ImNotListening

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@simonpegg Don't you mean inyourendo?

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@jonhurwitz @midnight I think Coco Poops is the clear winner....

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Don't be a fucking idiot this Saturday! http://t.co/wvKVyID3jv #dontbeafuckingidiot

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@jonhurwitz Let's hope he doesn't voice Batman like he's straining to pinch one off! #TheBalePinch

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@BittrScrptReadr @_heathburke Jason Goes To Hell is also a culprit.

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@BittrScrptReadr Evil Dead trilogy. Each sequel disowned the previous chapter

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Awesome
http://t.co/4XeizjQazw

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@happywash congrats dude!

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@marisastotter @BittrScrptReadr Incest is the quickest way to get both of these things sorted in one hit

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@jonhurwitz I'd happily take the news that I had cancer if my doctor danced like that while telling me!

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@Scriptshadow Sharknado has nothing on Bad Milo - http://t.co/4v1gHxGiMZ I really hope you can find the script for this!