Delicate Flower

I'm a Veteran, Widow, Mom, Step Mom, Wife, Professional, Bad Ass & Delicate Flower: Lots of Challenges, Some Tears but Lots of Laughs &Tons of Love!

[Delicate Flower @dfdammit]

I mean, how do you NOT root for Team Cli✝️ ?! https://t.co/qkEVmHcvtJ

[Delicate Flower @dfdammit]

From the “this stuff really does happen to me” files. https://t.co/9bKpDuF3vO

[Delicate Flower @dfdammit]

I’m on to you guys. https://t.co/7u2KfDTohG

[Delicate Flower @dfdammit]

My dog's fear of all things that clean (vacuums, leaf blowers, brooms) is rivaled only by her nosiness and overwhelming urge to be up my bum at all times.

So. When she heard me outside using the leaf blower... https://t.co/kSwmOBnBxF

[Delicate Flower @dfdammit]

3 minutes in and I do not like this Sam I Am. https://t.co/Q2rKzvrTcB

[Delicate Flower @dfdammit]

It a miracle any of us survive this parenting thing with our sanity! https://t.co/5BcKG2Nm2q

[Delicate Flower @dfdammit]

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[Delicate Flower @dfdammit]

Some day my family will go out and have a great time together and no one will act like they’ve been taken hostage.

Clearly that day is NOT today.

But someday.

#IHaveADream — at The Cowfish Sushi Burger Bar https://t.co/BanZU4owx7

[Delicate Flower @dfdammit]

🤣 https://t.co/nhzFOETiWM

[Delicate Flower @dfdammit]

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[Delicate Flower @dfdammit]

Sophia (11) to Curtis (14): I don’t understand why you won’t let me follow you on Insta! Wait- Mom, do you know his Insta?

Me: I do.

Curtis: Yeah. She follows me but is never on to check. Basically she just did it to startle me.

#Parenting

[Delicate Flower @dfdammit]

Incase you needed an excuse to incorporate more fruits and veggies into your diet. 💁🏻‍♀️ https://t.co/xfAIoT6k6j

[Delicate Flower @dfdammit]

I’ll wait..... https://t.co/FF5kFiJ5Gu

[Delicate Flower @dfdammit]

Dolly is always on point. Always. https://t.co/wJqAlQx3cg

[Delicate Flower @dfdammit]

So very accurate. https://t.co/XvvZ3aLkIF

[Delicate Flower @dfdammit]

Thanks to FB, I stumbled on the girl who bullied the snot out of me in the 5th grade.
All of these years I’ve thought about how I hoped karma had taken care of her. Now, it looks like she’s living a hard life... https://t.co/EcExhPSfoi

[Delicate Flower @dfdammit]

Because Mark. https://t.co/FB4v27b8kt

[Delicate Flower @dfdammit]

Ya ever just hover over your profile cuz you feel like reaching out and connecting but don’t necessarily have anything specific to say?

That would be me all day.

So.

I’ve got nothing other than...hey y’all.

[Delicate Flower @dfdammit]

Looking forward to a lazy weekend by the pool! https://t.co/2dhEvjSXhg

[Delicate Flower @dfdammit]

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