Defective Genius

Cycling

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Why no @pizzahutuk restaurants in Burton on Trent. We have pretty much every other chain here but no Pizza Hut.

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@pizzahutuk @allthingsbooze I thought it was illegal to sell plants as a food type in Scotland?!

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@dhlexpressuk can you check a consignment for me please? I’ve waited in all day and the latest update was it’s gone back to the depot. No delivery attempt has been made.

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@oasis @TicketmasterUK @Twickets Get fucked @ticketmasteruk. Finally got through and you wanted £480 for tickets that should have cost £205 max.
Foo fighters are a much bigger band and this shit didn’t happen.

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@TicketmasterUK @oasis Where can I send an invoice for the four hours of my life you have wasted. Logged on, queued for 90 minutes, only to then go into another queue for 2 hours and then get kicked out for being a bot. Don’t even think about putting that copy and paste bullshit blaming the user.

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@TicketmasterUK @oasis Absolute shit show, log in at 0830 and see there is a queue already so sit there patiently until 1000 where it then puts me in another queue with 175000 in front of me. Gone down 9000 people in 30 minutes. That’ll be 10 hours to get my turn.

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@LUFC So we can sell him for more in January I guess. Wonder what clauses are in there?

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@RoyalMailHelp ordered an item from about 30 miles away in Leicestershire. Unf no option to collect so had to be sent via Royal Mail with a delivery date of yesterday.
Item sent to the Isle of Wight instead. Item was needed for a charity bike ride tomorrow that I now cannot do.

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Seems unfair that @tamerhassan is competing in #MasterChef given his history as a chef on a US warship

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@BBCMOTD #joehart #ipswich weren’t unbeaten at home in the league last season. Lost 3-4 against #LeedsUnited

Not that it mattered at the end of the season.

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@ubereats_uk how long after a courier is despatched do we have to wait to cancel because it hasn’t been picked up? 30, 40, 50 minutes. Going to have to recook the food.

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@JesseKellyDC Because two or more dudes have never fucked on a submarine.

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@andy_murray We all know that it was because your mum fancied one of the coaches so she forced you and Jamie into it. And we a thankful that she did. Thanks for the highs and the lows Sir Andy.

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@carwowuk when will the ID.7 TOURER be added to carwow. I want to get quotes but can only select the hatchback.

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@UKVolkswagen any details on the ID7 Tourer release date, trim specs and when it will be available to test drive in Derby?!

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@cyclegaz Why did you stop, we all know red lights don’t apply to cyclists! 🙄

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@UKVolkswagen when will information such as pricing and the ability to configure the id7 tourer be released. Serious contender for next car.

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@DailyMirror seriously using this image to represent a cold snap after what happened to the boys at #BabsMill

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@CrossCountryUK any chance you could add a coach or two to the Plymouth to Edinburgh trains on a Friday?! The 1503 from B’ham today was so packed I couldn’t even get my phone out of my pocket to let family know I was on my way home. Had been like that since start. Same all f’days

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@eaststaffsbc @Ovacik061 Whilst they might be responsible, surely you have a contact that you can inform “everyone in burton is complaining about this, can you sort please?!”