Dave

Not Jason Kelce

[Dave @dfiffick]

LeBron: "We'll be back."
Kyrie:

[Dave @dfiffick]

Stop bunting wtf

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

Getting someone pregnant makes you a father. Secretly bending the hose your kid is using so the water stops flowing then suggesting that the hose must be broken and encouraging them to look inside as you release the pressure and set Old Faithful off in their face makes you a dad.

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Daniel Espino 💯

1st MLB K 🍾

[Dave @dfiffick]

F word

[Zack Meisel @ZackMeisel]

José Ramírez has a left hamate bone fracture. He’s headed to the IL.

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

[Dave @dfiffick]

He’s taking those two timeouts with him

[Sam Amico @AmicoHoops]

Cavs' Kenny Atkinson travels to Italy to watch Saliou Niang https://t.co/wrHasYzr6d

[Selby Is Godcast: Cleveland Guardians Show @SelbyIsGodcast]

@taylorswift13 if the playoffs started today, who would be your third starter after Williams and Messick?

[Dave @dfiffick]

@adamthebull I'm so sorry, Bull

[Dave @dfiffick]

We’re definitely losing G7 now

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

ABC accidentally aired this commercial promoting Cavs vs Knicks

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Decaf coffee is brown sadness water.

[Dave @dfiffick]

@ColeLopez77 🤣

[Dave @dfiffick]

This series has finally begun

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Guardians pitchers with sub-2.50 ERA through first 15 career games since 1920 (min 50 IP):

Parker Messick
Dennis Eckersley
Satchel Paige

[Oluwajomiloju @JomiAdeniran]

Watching your girl dispute a room charge with the front desk

[Dave @dfiffick]

@adamthebull @ZackMeisel Of course. Vogt seems like the kind of manager that wants him to go for it

[nile @nileandah]

this is my version of an egot

[Dave @dfiffick]

@gldivittorio Wait, what’s her dog story?

[𝕽𝖆𝖈𝖍 ♡ (rachleahx) @xrachaelxoxo]

Rest now, Olaf, we have the watch, and we’ll see you in Valhalla

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

Czechia's Ondřej Satoria - who’s full time job is being an electrician gets a standing ovation after throwing 4.2 shutout innings against Japan

I love the #WorldBaseballClassic

What a feeling

[jump (for my love) @JodiesJumpsuit]

Honestly the 30-50 Feral Hogs tweet is the best tweet of all time. Initially met with general derision, the author was eventually vindicated and most of us (including myself) had to reassess how we perceived the world outside of our experience. Incredibly humbling, 10/10