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product ops. sleeping. doing everything programs @Lsc_expo @nexascaleHQ

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

I have tried hustling but I recommend inheritance .

[Sabrina @DroverSabr54018]

I love the word “interesting” because it’s so chaotically neutral.

[Ruqqoyah✨ @Ruqqoyah77]

I dey miss my babe.

[Big MEKA💜🦅 @MekaWrights]

The thing with buying food is that you get to eat variety and more balanced diet than when you cook a pot of egusi soup and be forced to eat it everyday for 4 days 🤣🤣

[𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 @kusssman]

“Una dey tweet o” = thank you for speaking my mind

[BIG VIRG @drealbigvirg]

😭😭

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

“Sorry, i mistakenly ended the call"

-person wey storage full don log am commot from whatsapp.

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

"Connected without internet" is up there on the top two list of ragebaits😭

[Uncle 𝐍𝐄𝐁𝐎. @uncle_nebo]

Just repost.

[uniq @ethrealuniq]

all jokes aside, i think one of the best things that can happen to you as a young person is figuring out what you truly want to do with your life early on and being in an environment that doesn't hinder it from happening

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

anytime wey my overthinking don too much I go just open twitter before you know it I don see person wey hin life spoil pass my own😂

[Oluwaseun Alatishe @OluwaseunAlati5]

He is still missing, please repost until he is found.

[Elsie not Elise 💿 @ElsienotElisee]

We’re in a ChatGPT flyer pandemic

[RIA OF IBADAN @RIAOFIBADAN]

Point of correction, Nigeria is not facing BANDITRY, what we are facing is TERRORISM.

[Omotoyosi @iam_seeker]

I resigned on the spot one time after the owner of the company insulted my parents.

Closing was 5pm and around 4:57pm, the man called HR and asked that I should prepare for a trip immediately.

I had other plans for the day and told him I couldn't go, especially since it was outside Lagos and returning the same day wasn't guaranteed.

I told her I couldn't go and while on speaker, he rained insults on me and said I wasn't well trained, he said a few more mean things and while he was speaking, I just said, "tell your boss I'm resigning and on the last day of the month, I'm coming for my salary for all of the days that I worked".

I went to the reception and wrote my resignation letter, gave it to HR and left.

As God would have it, I started a new job with a company in the same street two days after.

The man came to our house and asked after me, they told him I had gone to work and baba was paraing that he was only joking with me and needed me to resume immediately.

I laughed when I was told, but the ship had sailed.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

As a parent you shouldn't be telling your kids that you sacrificed your life for them, It’s hurtful and manipulative, and it’s not true. You chose to have your kids and nobody forced you to have them. Taking care of them is your responsibility.

[Flee📸 @FleeBubble]

X community pls help me, one of my baby sisters has been missing since Monday June 1. She went from Akure to ilorin to get her certificate in school and she'd been nowhere to be found since, her number isn't going. Parents and siblings can't get through to her. Pls kindly share

[Lolade @Lolade4PF]

I haven’t forgiven my younger self for not learning to backflip

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

I'm at a point in my life where I pray to keep meeting the right people. People who genuinely want the best for me, hold me in high regard, and add peace to my life.