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Sometimes funny. Sometimes weird. Self aware af.

[df @dflores666]

Mis quince años 👑 #MyXAnniversary

[mark normand @marknorm]

There’s a direct correlation between how much I like a guy and how little he celebrates his birthday

[df @dflores666]

Celebrity jeopardy is back fuck yea!!!!

[df @dflores666]

@YMHstudios @VeryNadavShow Haven’t cried this hard since my dog died

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I truly don’t care how you feel…. ‘Jack in the Box’ Tacos are good as F! I don’t know what the Fs in em, and don’t care! They’re delicious… Yeah I said it.

[YMH Studios @YMHstudios]

A special day for *special* people. Don't celebrate too hard, Mommies. 💨 #YMH 652

[df @dflores666]

@HarIeySpeaks I’m an early adopter/old bitch

[df @dflores666]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Let’s all give back. #TimGivesBack https://t.co/HtV5tk33kN

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

Happy 4/20! 🤙🏼🔥🕺🏻
https://t.co/UdmFzLTx0F

[mark normand @marknorm]

Chris rock’s set slapped!

[Tyler @tylerpeavler]

@wapplehouse Oldie but goodie

[df @dflores666]

@HarIeySpeaks Same.

[df @dflores666]

Ugh RIP 💔

[Blake @FrostedBlakes34]

This Norm MacDonald clip is one of The funniest I’ve ever seen

[df @dflores666]

@HarIeySpeaks @TANKIEPILLED No :(

[df @dflores666]

@HarIeySpeaks Damn. Idk how he does it.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Taco Bell is better than Chic Fil A all day. Taco Bell has made 15,000,000 featured items out of the same 7 ingredients. Chic Fil A, while undeniably tasty, is boring as fuck.

[df @dflores666]

@HarIeySpeaks That’s you now

[df @dflores666]

@HarIeySpeaks Cuz you’re fucking old