Red Dead Sebdemption

Bored, unshaven IT worker, will fix computers for shwarma. Large mug of bile and anger free with first purchase. Obscenity charges may apply.

[Red Dead Sebdemption @dflukey]

Verden er en dass.

[Fishtopher and Friends @mrfishtopher]

i know kindness exists because i am kind. i know hope exists because i have hope. i know love exists because i love❤️

[Red Dead Sebdemption @dflukey]

tilhørende artikkel 👌🏽

https://t.co/6rUs7AJeuW

[Red Dead Sebdemption @dflukey]

dette er det de kaller big bird dad energy

(live osprey nest stream in the Oslo fjord https://t.co/AV3prbaS1q)

[Smooth Dunk @SmoothDunk]

“I don’t think y’meant to kill Charlie Brown Miss van Pelt. But by moving that football every time, I believe you made his death an inevitability”

[Smooth Dunk @SmoothDunk]

Lucy van Pelt has finally gone too far. But she will be brought to justice

[Rain's Cats @CatsSurname]

@JortsTheCat Harpo will bring his whaley whale to visit you.

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Maybe we can still be together

[Red Dead Sebdemption @dflukey]

yo dawg, hørte dere likte elspark så......

bare dråper forbi for å atter en gang bringe både dere og meg selv skam med mine overlegne transportløsninger 😎

[Red Dead Sebdemption @dflukey]

OK, så jeg har testet to turer med voi (elektrisk sparkesykkel til leie m/app) i Oslo idag, og det gikk jo greeeit?

Merk:
-Jeg er tjukk og hadde sekk på
-Det er vått og pytter på bakken etter regn idag
-Det er mye grus på gangveiene

[Red Dead Sebdemption @dflukey]

Hva er MAV*-verdien for den tro? 🤔

* (Maksimalt Antall Vaser)

[Daft @finaldaft]

@NotoriousPBG also "hundreds of millions of years" implies we live with dinosaurs for the majority of their existence as if its the fucking flintstones

[Red Dead Sebdemption @dflukey]

"As [ArsTechnica] advised in December, all LastPass users should change their master passwords and all passwords stored in their vaults"

Yeah, at least twice in three months, LastPass completely failed the most basic part of the service they're supposed to provide.

Stop.

[Red Dead Sebdemption @dflukey]

The LastPass browser extension is vulnerable to password theft and code execution
https://t.co/GAPpDdyczG

[Red Dead Sebdemption @dflukey]

LastPass? More like RancidPiss, amirite?

Fuck you can't keep your secure online service for storing passwords secure?

Shut it down then. Easy. Stop selling lies. Stop it. Don't boohoo again again again oopsie doopsie it's impossible to write perfect code after all lmao poor us.

[Red Dead Sebdemption @dflukey]

(ja, det er samme jeg skrev for forrige limited edition jeg smakte fra Coca-Cola. Om ikke annet har de funnet en måte å reprodusere aromaen av å sniffe sprittusj på toalettet på Universitetet for å ødelegge nok hjernemasse for å holde ut en time til med jusstudier)

[Red Dead Sebdemption @dflukey]

øøøhhh så min informant på hjørnet her sier neste Urge er på vei... med CHILI omg

[Red Dead Sebdemption @dflukey]

Coca-Cola Zero Sugar Movement Limited Edition Flavour er nok ment å smake som noe kokosnøttbasert drikke man sipper på VIP-loungen når man skal reise internasjonalt og er en dresskledd familiemishandler med høyt lønnet stilling som løgner, men den smaker ærlig talt sprittusj

[Red Dead Sebdemption @dflukey]

@MrmoTarius @Crocotile3D I heard this gif

https://t.co/92g2SbvLiE

[Red Dead Sebdemption @dflukey]

What do you worry about? Being robbed once, or employers choosing to steal wages from their own employees every single day?

https://t.co/6LWkE13c81

[lynn boyden (she / her) @lrb23]

@adamjohnsonNYC

[Red Dead Sebdemption @dflukey]

Texas culture continuing to confirm Texas being a shit hole thanks to the proud Texans that live there

[Emily Hopkins is reporting for Mirror Indy @indyemapolis]

“We’re Going to Be Conservative.” Official Orders Books Removed From Schools, Targeting Titles About Transgender People. https://t.co/R7v3Hfh66P

[Red Dead Sebdemption @dflukey]

America is built on injustice, not their obviously French-imported lies of equality

https://t.co/3jRxzA1LUe

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

I know I beat this dead horse but these stories are a stark example of not just how crime is constructed (obvious point) but how it’s constructed in deliberately unjust ways. what’s criminal v civil is based almost entirely on who wrote the rules (organs of industry) 100+yrs ago