Delainey

rockin

[Delainey @dflynndog]

I guess I'm not what they're looking for :/

[Delainey @dflynndog]

Gas station coffee 😍😍🔥🔥

[Delainey @dflynndog]

@duane_eggberts @rome869 1-4 has a 99% chance of being stolen by a coworker

[Delainey @dflynndog]

I look more like Jesse more than any contestant on the Bachelor right now and for that reason I will not be auditioning

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

His ass is NOT golfing

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

[gigi @420insidejob]

if I was a deer the first thing I would do is run into traffic

[Delainey @dflynndog]

Scheduling someone on a holiday should be a crime punishable by like… a bad hair day and a lot of minor inconveniences

[Delainey @dflynndog]

This season is GIVINGGG comfort and joy vibes fr

[Delainey @dflynndog]

This is a very niche tweet but I honestly feel if I lived in the Tudor ages I could get Henry VIII Snapchat

[Delainey @dflynndog]

I love sweet tea, Jesus, and first downs

[Delainey @dflynndog]

Tonight is for the thots. Write that down for the history books

[Delainey @dflynndog]

Oh my gourd. It’s fall y’all! WAKE UP CLEVELAND

[evn @cryb0i]

poison dart frogs actually couldn’t hurt me

[♱༺ℭ༻♱ @cvittv]

IT’S OCTOBER BITCHES

[Delainey @dflynndog]

@mastcellz Hahahahah that’s definitely something someone over 18 would say

[Delainey @dflynndog]

Still waiting for the reply 😔

[Delainey @dflynndog]

Jacoby Brissett is a narc and the entire New York Jets roster was voted most likely to get pregnant in high school. You didn’t hear it from me

[Delainey @dflynndog]

There is something erotic about Whole Foods

[daniela @abolishICE6969]

we never did get to grab that drink…

[Delainey @dflynndog]

It’s a very humbling experience when TSA has to search your ziplock baggy filled with papa johns pizza