MrMitchM3

Live for golf (especially Links) and BMWs of all ages. Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

[MrMitchM3 @dfmitchel]

@redsteeze To sum up here- Planter does not have a Nazi tattoo and if you think he does, you are a Nazi.

[MrMitchM3 @dfmitchel]

@redsteeze * someone(s)

[MrMitchM3 @dfmitchel]

@jarvis_best But $2 a week could instead feed a starving family of 4 illegal immigrants and their dog.

[MrMitchM3 @dfmitchel]

@BonillaJL @redsteeze What’s the appropriate amount of time after marriage to begin extramarital sexting with other women?

[MrMitchM3 @dfmitchel]

@EsotericCD Will Platner get the full Von Braun treatment?

[MrMitchM3 @dfmitchel]

@BetterPhetasy Soccer fans trying to grow the game.

[MrMitchM3 @dfmitchel]

@MichaelPageWx @lsferguson This is exactly how the dinosaurs died 😱

[MrMitchM3 @dfmitchel]

@WesternLensman @daniel_knauf Why doesn’t he have a Mainer accent?

[MrMitchM3 @dfmitchel]

@redsteeze I now realize my “editing team’ has completely failed me 😢

[MrMitchM3 @dfmitchel]

@damintoell Well don’t keep us in suspense, what were the survey results?

[MrMitchM3 @dfmitchel]

@magills_ Maybe if we called it Socialism 250 we could get more entertainers. 🤷‍♂️

[MrMitchM3 @dfmitchel]

.@ebeth360 #MinionsHappyHour tonight with a Northern Irish whiskey. Sláinte!

[MrMitchM3 @dfmitchel]

@jarvis_best What about Pig?

[MrMitchM3 @dfmitchel]

@3YearLetterman Johann Sebastian Bach is an American

[Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy]

When this all comes crashing down due to rampant corruption and egregious mismanagement we need to make sure New York City doesn’t receive a dime in federal bailouts to fix it. Let them go bankrupt, idc, they need to feel the consequences of their own choices, and feel them hard

[MrMitchM3 @dfmitchel]

@redsteeze Seems like not a coincidence.

[MrMitchM3 @dfmitchel]

@magills_ Never Forget!

[unseen1 @unseen1_unseen]

So, Sen Tillis says he is now unfiltered due to him retiring and he can now say things he couldn't before due to "political considerations."

In other words, Tillis admits to lying to voters for the last 12 years to get re-elected and now that he isn't running again he can finally tell the voters exactly how he feels about them.

Not sure this is the flex he thinks it is.

[MrMitchM3 @dfmitchel]

@Mike_kim714 You work hard to earn those 1 million followers.

[MrMitchM3 @dfmitchel]

.@ebeth360 #minionshappyhour Japanese whiskey with the neighbors. Happy Friday!

[MrMitchM3 @dfmitchel]

@Mike_kim714 Great shot!