dirty dan

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[dirty dan @dfrostttt]

I still think about how I told my whole Kindergarten class that Santa wasn’t real and all of their moms called my mom to tell her what a horrible mom she was

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

People who bitched about wearing a mask for a few hours on a plane during a pandemic insisting that surviving nine months of an unwanted pregnancy is no biggie.

[Mom Jeans @momjeansplease]

Getting ready to donate some clothes but first I need to drive around with them in my trunk for a year

[dirty dan @dfrostttt]

If you’ve had Covid you’re not a main character

[Ben Leary @benlearyy]

we teach our spinach to shrink itself. to make itself smaller

[chosen one. 𓂀 @nattychef_]

booked and busy <<< moderately scheduled, rich, and well rested

[steph @steph_mcca]

i literally hate the coronavirus I just don’t think it was that good of an idea to have that happen

[Princess 🩷 @Mayy_uri]

Hearing “Did you eat🥺” from the wrong mf makes me wanna starve myself for 12 days

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

My phone will take the most triggering photos from the past year and throw them into a beautiful video collage and call it ‘fun in the sun ☀️’

[dirty dan @dfrostttt]

Kinda messed up that now that I actually have some money, I don’t have time to spend it since I’m always working

[reduce @sunlethwaters]

Me traveling thru NY subway system https://t.co/y6iYez44Mg

[abby govindan @abbygov]

“I’m an empath” -the worst person you have ever met

[Jenna SaysQuoi @jennasaysquoi]

just rolled a joint. it was my ankle.

[tif🇵🇸 @tif_withonef]

I know it’s gonna be alright

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

whoever invented this iphone feature needs her dick sucked 😍