dfruitloops

and that’s how it’s going to be.

[Alejandro Díaz 🪲 @_AlexVoid]

Ludovico P. Luche lookin ass ✌🏼😭😭

[✨Lovely✨ @ItsLovelyLaveau]

We’re killing the planet… for you to see what you look like as a crackhead….you can literally just go smoke crack…..

[Robert O'Neill @RobertONeill31]

this is the worst thing to ever happen at the pentagon in september

[Ren 𓇢𓆸 @RenYGRR]

real corporate workers know this desk plan is basically equivalent to 5 star hotels 😭

[kate bush’s husband @airbagg3d]

“Is keeping boys straight” is fucking killing me. This dude was about to suck forty seven dicks before he discovered Sydney Sweeney

[J!REH 🏆 @jirehpc]

“where was Palestinians during BLM?” they was dying too dumb ass nigga 😭💔

[dfruitloops @dfruitloops]

@vaultxhq gastrodon @starsdiefaraway

[BILLY @BILLYhavs]

“Jarvis, write this verse for me”

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

Phone: Do not take your normal way to work. There’s something fucked up with it. Take this bullshit way.

Me: No. I’d rather be late going the normal way than go the bullshit way.

Phone: That was a test, and you passed. Your normal way is 3 minutes faster than the bullshit way

[𝕏 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕆𝕓𝕧𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤 (𝕆𝕆𝕋𝕆) @skahtboi]

Man, for people who hate SNAP because "it's a handout" sure are salivating over a fake $5,000 handout.

[erin 🍑 @maizie_star]

idk how to boycott ed sheeran more than i already am but i’ll have to find a way

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

addicted to saying “not my circus, not my monkeys” to things that are absolutely both my circus and my monkeys

[degenerate prince charming. @theyscrewdmeg]

Not here to rehabilitate his image, but couldn’t imagine being somebody that just wanted to paint and smoke weed for a living, finally getting to do something fun at your Nepo baby job that your dad made you do & that’s the shit you get told in the middle of it 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[shey 🐭 @otagyaruku]

Crushed red pepper flakes on pizza.. wow 🩷

[Vera🃏 @VeraDrew22]

fellas is it a gay if my hot, big assed wife pays attention to me and asks me what to wear