dougie fresh

the uss hephaestus’s very own communications officer 😎

[dougie fresh @dfskywalker]

minkowski if youre reading this these count as my daily logs

[dougie fresh @dfskywalker]

@paradlsevalley @brodwybaby hey at least it’s edible. Probably

[dougie fresh @dfskywalker]

@brodwybaby happy birthdayyy commander 😃

[dougie fresh @dfskywalker]

@brodwybaby something like. Eat it?

[dougie fresh @dfskywalker]

@brodwybaby Just. it’s on the kitchen counter . For when you get here

[dougie fresh @dfskywalker]

@paradlsevalley magic 🪄

[dougie fresh @dfskywalker]

@brodwybaby well. I wouldn’t say burnt .

[dougie fresh @dfskywalker]

@brodwybaby nothing! actually. Maybe it’s best if you come see it?

[dougie fresh @dfskywalker]

@ducksdni That is what I /just/ said. isn’t it? 🤨

[dougie fresh @dfskywalker]

Jacobis gone crazy and is now talking to nobody!

[daniel jacobi @ducksdni]

@toddankle @dfskywalker i’m so hungry i could eat joey richter

[dougie fresh @dfskywalker]

@ducksdni of course you would 😒Attention whore.

[dougie fresh @dfskywalker]

I need to get off this ship

[dougie fresh @dfskywalker]

Very frightened to test if it’s edible.

[dougie fresh @dfskywalker]

I think. I made a cake?? Or. Something

[dougie fresh @dfskywalker]

what is icing made of

[dougie fresh @dfskywalker]

@heraiscool12 I’m in too deep to go back now Hera help

[dougie fresh @dfskywalker]

how does one pre-set an oven

[dougie fresh @dfskywalker]

@ducksdni ghosts are attacking you.

[dougie fresh @dfskywalker]

@ducksdni @heraiscool12 kepler isn’t here to do it so someone clearly has to reign you in

[dougie fresh @dfskywalker]

@ducksdni get gone . Out

[dougie fresh @dfskywalker]

I’m kicking jacobi out of the airlock who’s with me