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The internet is in fact, not real life.

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I got tickets for Ye Live in Chicago - Soldier Field - Fri • Sep 04, 2026 • 8:00 PM. Who's in?

https://t.co/TJQfrlhNP3

[Pitt Women's Soccer @Pitt_WSOC]

52' | GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL 🔵🟡

In her Pitt Panther debut, freshman Katie Ellermeyer scores the ricochet goal!

📺 https://t.co/3PVINWMkd7

Pitt 1, Xavier 0

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Check out what I received in my daily preview of incoming mail and packages from USPS' Informed Delivery https://t.co/Jm547NdueD #USPSInformedDelivery #DoMoreWithYourMail #DeliveringForAmerica

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

17 years ago Dale ruined the story and possibly the entire evening.

[Will Cain @willcain]

Canada boos the US anthem.

Three fights in first nine seconds.

Massive hits.

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@thatstandard @natejankowiak One of you guys needs to post a banger tweet. Like now.

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@Stuhni You already know it’s me.

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@TryMetafy @Stuhni THE 🐐

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Check out the draft board for my league on FFPC! https://t.co/dqjFTP1XVl

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@sweetdreamsh1 @rockstarenergy @Xbox @lubawy129 @DrewThimons

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@thatstandard @DavisMattek ☠️

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@KnightsGG @DrewThimons @lubawy129

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@Dropped Nate & I shoulda grabbed you when we had the chance.