Allison

some girls sing in the choir, others bake bread. me? i train to be a spy for her majesty's government

[Allison @dftbaalli]

how dare they try to get me to TWEET "#MyXAnniversary " when this was clearly #MyTwitterAnniversary smh

[Allison @dftbaalli]

@MrSeanSir you only joined threads to cyberbully celebrities, u can't fool me

[Allison @dftbaalli]

i'll never forgive y'all for letting #finalfantasyXIII flop because now they'll never put another non-sexualized female lead and/or person of color in ever again smh

[Allison @dftbaalli]

Am a wife 😊

[Allison @dftbaalli]

we had an incident #TearsOfTheKingdom #Zelda #NintendoSwitch

[Allison @dftbaalli]

@MrSeanSir i thought you said taika waititi :'(

[Allison @dftbaalli]

i know i'm screaming into the void, but @BedBathBeyond keeps sending me damaged merchandise that i bought with gift cards that i was forced to use or lose because they're literally going out of business and there's nothing i can do about it, so fuck me i guess ✌️

[Allison @dftbaalli]

icons only #Eurovision

[Allison @dftbaalli]

my toxic trait is mentally singing "my country, 'tis of thee" every time i hear the uk national anthem

[Allison @dftbaalli]

the playstation wouldn't let sean send this tweet with an actual swear word in it #nannystate

[Allison @dftbaalli]

@Aidan_Wolf @h3h3productions babies* plural, they had twins. he's so gross

[cee⁷ @namkookify]

enough about parasocial relationships..who’s your parasocial ENEMY???

[Allison @dftbaalli]

@MrSeanSir rn

[Oßy 🇵🇸 @CFCOssy]

On the train with Spotify down

[Allison @dftbaalli]

i just filed my own taxes (instead of using a CPA) for the first time and i feel like my brain is enormous

[Allison @dftbaalli]

@Lord_Sugar where's the classic picture of you pointing at the winner on the telly? @MarnieSwindells is an icon and she deserves it

[Allison @dftbaalli]

@EmmaMur14070789 @bareMinerals @bareMineralsUK it's like they're trying to go under. discontinuing products & letting others go out of stock as they "reformulate." i want to repurchase the stick foundation, but it's gone now. have to switch brands to find something similar. can't imagine i'm the only customer they've lost!

[Allison @dftbaalli]

this is all i have left. hello darkness, my old friend

[Allison @dftbaalli]

the absolute betrayal when you realize they've discontinued your favorite foundation 😭

@bareMinerals pls bring back the complexion rescue stick, i'm literally begging