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El que no estuvo en las malas, no lo quiero ver en las buenas

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

slut shaming? no I’m a slut encourager. take those titties out for me bae

[Coconut head 🙂‍↔️😍 @ogebuleN]

“i miss you”
“i miss you too”
na the national anthem for long distance relationships be that

“i wish you were here” na the chorus.

[superdad @udysznx]

as you dey suffer like this, you go dey think say god get plans for you. before you know it, you don reach 40

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

went to winner’s chapel today, something compelled me to, attended first service.

i didn’t want to attract attention to myself so i decided to go with my 13 pro max instead of my 17 pro max, just to lay low.

when i tried to enter the building, there was a spiritual barrier blocking me, i was confused. this has never happened. “am i unclean?” i asked myself.

then the pastor yelled “Job 11:14. If iniquity is in your hand, put it far away, and let not injustice dwell in your tents”. i looked at my hands immediately and i understood, God doesn’t accept filth in his house, i was holding a 13 pro max.

i got rid of the phone at once, drove home to get my 17 pro max and i was welcomed into the church with a joyous atmosphere.

[xdike @xdike_]

so if my babe dey check my phone na transparency, but if I check her own na insecurity?

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

Two of your favorite players 🤝

[superdad @udysznx]

as you dey reason say e suppose don better pass like this, remember say e fit worst pass like this.

be grateful always.

[• @gnf_ogo]

nothing go happen to people wey no help you na why I dey grind

[— don @dracosrevenge]

being comfortable with not meeting every woman’s expectations is part of being a happy man.

[pelumi 💅🏾 @justtpelumi]

way too observant that I'll stop talking to you for something you don't even think i know about .

[baeha 🪐 @jovialroots]

Human approval is unstable. Someone may praise you today and criticize you tomorrow, so it's wiser to anchor your life in deeper principles than in other people's opinions.

[Don Jay of Arsenal @Donjaytrix001]

We said Women not prostitutes like you naw 😂😂😂

[y @ysuckme]

Stop bothering people who are clearly okay without your presence.

[y @ysuckme]

the classiest revenge in the world is never letting someone have access to you again.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

I’m the type to tally up all your bad behaviors and cut you off on a random day.

[Sameer @oosafarnama]

Stop sending long paragraphs & messages explaining how you feel, just don't say anything. I've learned that it doesn't matter what you say, if they don't care they just don't. And nothing you say will change that. Keep your guard up. Don't waste your time & energy.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

you have to strongly rebuke anyone who insists they know you better than you know yourself.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

I reward weird shit with absence. I don’t really be having much to say

[KIRA 🤍 @Iamkrebkira]

The reason you don’t post your man is because other men will stop giving you money. We see you, business woman.

[Odun @Ewatomiby]

They go fess test you with small disrespect to see how you go react… No let am slide o , hold your ground or you risk it happening again🫱🏽‍🫲🏾🤏🏾