Jonathan

[Jonathan @dfwaib]

Private Eyes

[tonsured pussy @sweetseaslug]

living with your parents in your 20s

[Jonathan @dfwaib]

My roommates got mad at me for making Breakfast Dogs after we had a bunch leftover from a cookout. what makes it any different from a breakfast sandwich? or burrito?

[Sean Morrow @snmrrw]

Hot dogs are the perfect breakfast. Easy and fast. Filling and satisfying. Doesn't require decision-making. The optimal choice. And yet society scoffs.

[pakejanek @pakejanek]

we need to go further, why doesn't every movie look like this

[femboy mac macdonald @lilmollzerz]

you've heard of Porn Brain. well i've got Film Brain. i'll be looking at a sunset and think What A Terrific Shot. WHAT "SHOT" YOU IDIOT? THAT'S LIFE!

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

You've just been put in charge of coming up with a popcorn bucket for a classic film. GO.

I'll start. Goodfellas Cadillac trunk.

[Jonathan @dfwaib]

this fascinates me because surely after 10,000 years of consciousness purely exposed to ads, you would lose the desire/ability to live a real life and pursue those products. but if you watched ads for a whole week you'd probably get back to normal after a bit. what's the limit

[Jonathan @dfwaib]

you listen to the first two tracks on Surfer Rosa and start to expect a whole album about Bones. but that’s about where the bone talk ends…

[The Film Stage 📽 @TheFilmStage]

Michael Mann's #Manhunter: The Final Cut will open in U.S. theaters beginning July 24 in a brand-new 4K restoration.

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

My least favorite day of the year: Dunkin switched the $6 meal deal to two breakfast wraps instead of a humble BEC. Utter woke nonsense at its finest hour.

[slommy @sammichluvrrr]

my therapist told me the best way to handle intrusive thoughts is to smack myself in the head and quietly repeat “shut the fuck up and kill yourself”

[Jameson Draper @jamdraper]

Holy shit, this guy in SLACKER looks exactly like Adam Friedland if he had a terrible soul patch

[Patrick Boyle — e/🦀 @p_maverick_b]

Ok I know the Big Dig took forever but what if we just covered up Storrow Drive with more Esplanade

[dougie merchant @80by8]

i never had to read catch-22 in english class and while i was vaguely aware it’s a satire i didn’t realize this would mean it had twenty jokes per page

[deaf kennedys @thamosdeaf]

Yeah that makes sense

[drew g🌷uge @drewgouge]

this image will haunt my nightmares

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

i was pressing continue on an order for an hour and the app crashed, kicked me out to an hour-plus queue to even get back into the website. it should not be this hard to buy a ticket for a movie.

[Wynn @girlfagthing]

Why does no one talk about Backrooms adapting the Bottomless Pit Supervisor greentext

[Jonathan @dfwaib]

@eventualforever during one sequence early on they say “Land Rover” like a dozen times, but it literally couldn’t be anything else in that situation like obviously it would be a land rover

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

how i peek long on a save round

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

A strike could be coming to one of Massachusetts' most iconic movie theaters.

The Coolidge Corner Theatre Union says workers voted 67% to reject the theater's "last and final" contract offer and will now set a strike date unless negotiations continue.