Slime 🪖

No sign of weakness

[Slime 🪖 @Dfwslimee]

Half of the people I offended is simply because I'm minding my business.

[SLATT 🥷🏾 @Dfwslattt]

me when she says “do whatever you want” and i realize my free trial of being alive is about to expire 😭🤣

[SLATT 🥷🏾 @Dfwslattt]

i don’t chase people. i outgrow them.

[SLATT 🥷🏾 @Dfwslattt]

my silence ain’t weakness. it’s just me choosing not to waste energy on the wrong rooms.

[SLATT 🥷🏾 @Dfwslattt]

me rereading her “i miss you” text for the 47th time like it’s a legally binding contract

[MULA🍒 @realbbymula]

Pretty girls go through shit too 😴💕 we just pretty with it

[MULA🍒 @realbbymula]

Happy Saturday mooties 🥲

[y @ysuckme]

whether you think you can or can't, you're absolutely fucking right.

[MULA🍒 @realbbymula]

Actually why don’t y’all niggas know how to cook. ? 👀

[MULA🍒 @realbbymula]

Times ain’t like 19 whatever the fuck it’s 2026 pls bffr 🤣😭

[MULA🍒 @realbbymula]

You order a bounce house for your son and this shows up wyd 😂😂😂😂😂

[SLATT 🥷🏾 @Dfwslattt]

bro just checked his bank account and realized his bloodline is financially stable for the next 7 generations 😭💸💀

[SLATT 🥷🏾 @Dfwslattt]

i want the type of money that make “i can’t afford it” sound foreign.

[SLATT 🥷🏾 @Dfwslattt]

some people only respect you when the money show up.

[Slime 🪖 @Dfwslimee]

@b0yaviator @Dfwslimee

[SLATT 🥷🏾 @Dfwslattt]

i do a thing called what i want.

[MULA🍒 @realbbymula]

Good morning mootiessss it’s Friday🔊🤭

[MULA🍒 @realbbymula]

Me when i see my food coming at a restaurant 😂😂😂🤭🤭

[MULA🍒 @realbbymula]

What makes you uncomfortable 😴

[SLATT 🥷🏾 @Dfwslattt]

one day your babe will start texting you once in a week. we call that level 15 in a relationship.

[SLATT 🥷🏾 @Dfwslattt]

life has been beating my ass so consistently, i should be on its payroll