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Fort Worth PD is asking for help in identifying a missing 19 year old female who was last seen yesterday. Investigators are saying they only have highly filtered Instagram pictures, so no reliable description of her is available.

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Have you thanked a true American hero for their service today? #TYFYS

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Dallas: Local ISIS chapter has purchased a large stock of Galaxy Note 7 phones. DPD and FBI are investigating any possible targets. -R2

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Don't let those "safety experts" oppress your rights. #KnowYourRights

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EMS to home of romance author for chest pain. Caller stating strange sensation of pressure squeezing inside his bulky, toned chest,. -R2

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Truth, this is. #PublicSafetyTips

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Accident scene selfies are absolutely critical. They help us establish a more accurate bystander count. Keep up the good work! -D2

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Arlington: A paramedic is being treated for hypoxia after giving a 2-minute explanation about why he didn't start an IV. -R2

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Organize these professions in the order of their importance:
A) Crossing Guard
B) Scanner Operator
C) Ninja
D) Batman

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It's the law. #KnowYourRights

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A paramedic is being treated for head trauma after collapsing from disbelief after a patient admitted to not having a real emergency. -R2

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Some things are more important than money. #PublicSafetyTips

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Point System
#Prayers = 1
Personal info about people involved = 10
Selfie = 15
Driver-seat accident-scene selfie in a moving vehicle = 73

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Arlington: Local firefighter being transported to AMH for possible hypoxia after not telling anyone he's a firefighter for over an hour. -R2

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Went on a date and she complained that I kept looking at my scanner. We are NEVER off duty! -D2 #NonHeroesDontUnderstand

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Always keep the element of surprise on your side. #PublicSafetyTips

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Volunteer fire department trying to locate crew that hasn't par checked for 40 minutes. Scanning Facebook for structure-fire selfies. -R2

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You can just speed up and get to your left turn lane. #PublicSafetyTips #KnowYourRights

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Another dispatcher center using encrypted frequencies for "officer safety". I call BS. They just want to keep us out! #ScannerLivesMatter

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Storm Advisory: Meteorologists are advising residents of Wylie, TX to get the hail out of town. -R2