来玩个不需要动脑的小测试。
只能选一个,你会选哪种周末?
A. 在家躺一天,外界的一切都与我无关。
B. 出门逛街,看到什么有趣的就去看看。
C. 找朋友吃饭聊天,最好能笑到停不下来。
D. 一个人去陌生的地方走走,享受没人打扰的时间。
我发现,选哪个其实不重要,重要的是这一天终于可以按照自己的节奏来。你选什么?
Today, I didn’t poop again. Suddenly, I felt so adorable, like a soft, plump little custard bun.
Then I thought about people who hold in their pee instead of going to the bathroom. They’re adorable too, like round, juicy soup dumplings, ready to burst.
But who could ever appreciate the beauty that lies within us?
Maybe only dogs can.
People always say that dogs see humans as walking ice cream machines.
But aren’t dogs themselves just walking ice cream machines, too?
Dogs have never judged you for what’s inside.
But when you actually get a glimpse of what’s inside a dog, all you feel is disgust and the urge to throw up.
People these days judge others by their appearance, yet they always overlook one little detail: whether that person has been holding in a whole stomachful of shit today, too.
Turns out, sometimes humans really are worse than dogs.
So, in the end, was it a sincere heart that got fed to a dog, or a dog’s heart that got fed to a human?