Des

high speed weekend survivor

[Matt Couch @RealMattCouch]

😂😂😂😂😂

A groundhog named Chunk has been stealing a farmer's crop from Delaware for 4 years, and eats it right in front of a surveillance camera…

[@[email protected] @JonBaker]

SOMEBODY GET RUDOLPH A FUCKING EPIPEN IMMEDIATELY

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

on special occasions. during car rides. we go around a little loop. talk to a robot. and then they give us things. sometimes they give me a cup of whipped cream. with a fancy italian name. and i absolutely lose my mind

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Living the best life.. 😊

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

i guess Mac Miller jus never existed

[Random Acts of Kindness @aorkindnes]

some of us came from humble families with sad stories. we are not hustling to impress or to be in any competition w/ anyone. we just wanna change the storyline, give our family a better life, build the future and fight battles our parents never won. may we get what we have prayed

[Kendall Rae @KendallRaeOnYT]

“In Japan, the idea is that children are the collective responsibility of society to keep safe. It’s a choice that they made. For the life of me I can’t decide why we’ve chosen something different”

[Brian Entin @BrianEntin]

Nashville Police Officer Michael Collazo and Officer Rex Englebert shot and killed school shooter Audrey Hale.
When officers arrived -- investigators say Hale was shooting at police cars through a window.
Collazo and Englebert ran toward the gunfire -- killing the shooter.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I finally caught them! Since I moved into my rental house in Miami I've seen the "Jetski Boys"cruising by my house but they whoosh past me before I can get my phone out. Not today! Today I caught the "Jetski Boys" in action! Welcome to Miami!

[JOAN OF ART @umcornell]

friend: let’s go eat

me: i’m supposed to be saving money

friend: i’ll pay

me:

[1/4 Black Garrett @QTRBlackGarrett]

Keanu is a real one

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

we missed you. #TheKardashians returns may 25 to @hulu, Disney+ internationally, and Star+ in Latin America.

[Des @dgarrison03]

@_ashleythomas Real housewives of Potomac

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

If we made the police academy a 4-year program I bet we'd get rid of a lot of the "bad apples." I don't understand how a lawyer has to go to school for 8 years to understand the law enough to practice it, but it only takes 6 months to learn it enough to enforce it.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Yale University will now allow students suffering with mental health issues to take medical leaves of absence instead of being forced to withdraw from classes.

Impacted students can return “when they feel ready,” Dean Pericles Lewis announced in an email to students.

[Jason Howerton @jason_howerton]

A cancer patient and her hairdresser.

Legitimately one of the most beautiful videos on the internet.

[Lorena O'Neil @lorenaoneil]

I spoke w/@AnnaKendrick47 about the pain & confusion of emotional abuse, how deeply it makes you question yourself. Kendrick's new film #alicedarling is a rare, nuanced portrait that will feel heartbreakingly familiar for survivors and their loved ones https://t.co/HTMveT82FC

[Morissa Schwartz 📚 (Dr. Rissy) @MorissaSchwartz]

I need to know his hair care routine…

[Ryan @BanUnsweetTea]

Why do civilians continue to engage Waffle House workers? Those people are the marines of the fast food industry, they work on Christmas. You can’t break them