Dylan Gastman

Off the dome piece

[Dylan Gastman @dgastalkin]

Each page is just another step to the end of a chapter. Every chapter is a step towards the end of the book #motivated

[Dylan Gastman @dgastalkin]

I would’ve never thought in my life that I would be saying that Bam Adebyo just scored the second most points scored in a game.

[Dylan Gastman @dgastalkin]

I hate my job

[Dylan Gastman @dgastalkin]

Fuck doctor offices. Been here for a fucking hour and havnt seen a doctor yet. Not even sick, just here for my physical

[Dylan Gastman @dgastalkin]

Fun fact. Did u know there are more trees on earth than stars in our galaxy.

[Dylan Gastman @dgastalkin]

SANTA CON

[Dylan Gastman @dgastalkin]

What up why is this called X now? Twitter just sounds better. Like when my friends ask what I’m looking at am I supposed to say X? It’s sounds weird.

[Dylan Gastman @dgastalkin]

Genuinely what did people do before doom scrolling bc ik they didn’t j stare at a wall

[Dylan Gastman @dgastalkin]

Thank god for doom scrolling

[Dylan Gastman @dgastalkin]

How tf am I smarter then my bio lab professor

[Dylan Gastman @dgastalkin]

Go islanders baby!! 🔸🔹

[Dylan Gastman @dgastalkin]

Happy birthday @Drake !!!

[Dylan Gastman @dgastalkin]

Really don’t get people that wear short sleeves in 50 degrees like ur not cool bruh

[Dylan Gastman @dgastalkin]

Sorry I forgot to post yesterday but it’s my birthday so it don’t count

[Dylan Gastman @dgastalkin]

I’m doing 125 push ups and tweet once a day for 3 months and I will test the results

[Dylan Gastman @dgastalkin]

Time is so weird

[Dylan Gastman @dgastalkin]

What is the real shit if you don’t fuck with Twitter then I don’t fuck with you pussy

[Dylan Gastman @dgastalkin]

Is it crazy to say that I already feel like it’s Christmas time???

[Dylan Gastman @dgastalkin]

DRIZZYYYYYYY ❄️❄️

[Dylan Gastman @dgastalkin]

Never get lost in the Garden State Plaza it’s not fun at all

[Dylan Gastman @dgastalkin]

How tf do ppl take naps everyday. Mentally for me it’s 1pm but I have to go to sleep again in 2 hours #allergiessuck