Hugh Laurie, Jonathan Ross, Ann Hegarty from The Chase, all those taking money to be in the new Harry Potter reboot, Frances Barber, Stephen Fry (please, spare me “he’s not”), Jimmy Carr, Richard Ayoade, Alexander Armstrong, Shelagh Fogarty, Gyles Brandreth, Amanda Abbington, Martin Freeman, Russell Grant, Rowan Atkinson, Richard Madely, Susannah Reid.
bringing out jude bellingham against haaland is gonna be like in asoiaf when loras tyrell used a female horse in heat during a joust to defeat the mountain
ME: i’m sick and tired of being set upon by the baron’s hounds
HER: Maybe stop hopping the fence into his estate?
ME: sympathy not solutions plz
HER: I’m so sorry, that sounds painful. I know you’re trying really hard to get The Baron’s priceless egg.
ME: it should be MY egg :(
VOLITION - No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it’s still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You’re still alive.