David Cameron

me.

[David Cameron @dgcamero]

@tulebird @Fiat_Lux00 @Reuters I'm giving 1 month of algae a pass, before I call shenanigans. At least it's not above ground pool blue like the initial artist sketch! The darker color will cause more evaporation, and probably lead to more algae, esp in spring, fall, & above avg temp winter months. We'll see!

[David Cameron @dgcamero]

@McDonalds @kristylouis_ Maybe you can replace the vile McCrispy strips with the superior Chicken Deluxe strips so people will bother to eat them.

[David Cameron @dgcamero]

@McDonalds @cozyfreedom The first time I tried Mccrispy chicken sandwiches, they were straight up vile. I was hungry and gone, so I ate it. But y'all have made me mad teasing the return of the Chicken Deluxe! And only delivering the most non flavored tenders ever. Chicken Nuggets have more flavor! Sad!

[David Cameron @dgcamero]

@shahrukhkhan697 @McDonalds Not at all.

[David Cameron @dgcamero]

@wasssupworldd @McDonalds I was so sad when I ate them. There's no reason they should be so blah. Chicken nuggets have twice the flavor! And are better. The Chicken Selects were legitimately awesome.

[David Cameron @dgcamero]

@McDonalds I ate the #mccrispystrips, and the chicken was perfectly tender. But there was zero flavor in the chicken. None. The breading had some @kfc #OriginalRecipe ish powder in the flour, but that's not enough. At least they weren't half gristle. Please bring back the #ChickenSelects!

[David Cameron @dgcamero]

@WUTangKids And a Lightning. And his Corvette (or was that when he was VP?)

[David Cameron @dgcamero]

@SouthwestAir Pretty sure y'all are gonna just become dust in the wind with these terrible policy changes, esp losing checked bags. I will miss cattle call 2, but I could live with assigned seats. You're removing the Southwest from Southwest! Losing me w/o at least 1 free bag!bye

[David Cameron @dgcamero]

@InverseTheCons Will someone please try the veggie trick with a @MercedesBenz 600 #Grosser trunk please? @jayleno 😁

[David Cameron @dgcamero]

@Charmin Hate the stupid wavy rolls of toilet paper! Please bring back normally cut toilet paper that has 30 more sheets per roll!

[David Cameron @dgcamero]

Thanks, @UPS for not giving your drivers #airconditioning and causing weather delays because it is weather as usual in NC in July!

[David Cameron @dgcamero]

I never thought that I would be alive during an attempted coup on my country. That is all. #USCapitol #ByeByeTrump

[David Cameron @dgcamero]

@NotLifes @LGUS So sad, but true. My worst customer service experience ever was with their phone division for my VZW G2. Best washing machines ever tho (front loaders only).

[David Cameron @dgcamero]

Mr. J. Peterman. Only dapper will do. #dappercat #jpetermanseinfeld #daddysbaby https://t.co/zwaFgAz6ll

[David Cameron @dgcamero]

Did you? https://t.co/IHpE3Tt4d0

[David Cameron @dgcamero]

@runawaytonight Girl, you know you ain't got no Glock. You're a lady, and therefore you have a Ladysmith.

[Unvarnished Truth™ 🇺🇦 🌻 @CDN_Stoic]

@keksloo @EdKrassen @BarackObama And what teacher would want that unbelievably heavy burden?

What if they killed students by mistake?

What if they just failed, froze or lost their nerve...and were blamed for the slaughter...and called cowards in the aftermath?

This is indescribably frustrating.

[Unvarnished Truth™ 🇺🇦 🌻 @CDN_Stoic]

@EdKrassen @BarackObama 3 Presidents were shot on the watch of highly trained and vigilant Secret Service bodyguards.

Yet we are to believe that a few nervous teachers with pistols will be able to prevent many hundreds of students from a determined and indiscriminate killer with an AR-15?

Ludicrous!

[David Cameron @dgcamero]

Happy Labor Day! @ High Rock, North Carolina https://t.co/i0JDqhzbKe

[David Cameron @dgcamero]

Just a small glass of wine after dinner at Santos'. Happy Labor Day! @ Goodfellas by Chef Santos https://t.co/nadOXgpMca