David

works in healthcare | #BlackLivesMatter he/him

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🎃 @simpsons_DG]

Everything's coming up Milhouse!

[On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 @dailysimpsons]

30 years ago today, Lisa is told by her family that she “won’t win friends with salad.” “Lisa the Vegetarian” first aired October 15, 1995.

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🎃 @simpsons_DG]

There's a crazy man with a scalpel in E.R.!

He's demanding to see a quack!

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

The best Homer rants 🗣️

-a thread

[David @dgcliffe]

Home date night, Enjoying and Watching #HeadsOfState on @primevideouk @JohnCena #idriselba 🎥

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1585

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1583

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the Day is ‘apricate’ (17th century): to turn your face to the sun and bask in its warmth.

[Simpsons wrestling memes @SimpsonsWWE]

Getting ready to watch WrestleMania.

[James Gunn @JamesGunn]

When I cast #Superman, I needed to cast Clark, I needed to cast Lois, but I also needed to cast that special onscreen chemistry between two actors that can’t be explained. That’s the thing @corenswet and Rachel Brosnahan brought to this movie together, and I can’t wait for you to see it in theaters July 11.

[WWE @WWE]

BREAKING NEWS: WWE has officially acquired AAA!

#WrestleMania

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🎃 @simpsons_DG]

So, here's Eastern Europe's favorite cat and mouse team, Worker and Parasite!

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1]

Oh, lousy Smarch weather.

#Simpsons

[Alex Ziebart @AlexZiebart]

The greatest joke of all time is when Hank Hill can’t get the cap off of his WD40 so he pulls out a smaller backup can of WD40 to open it

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🎃 @simpsons_DG]

Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment!

*BUZZ*

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

London. A meaningful and warm meeting with Prime Minister @Keir_Starmer.

During our talks, we discussed the challenges facing Ukraine and all of Europe, coordination with partners, concrete steps to strengthen Ukraine’s position, and ending the war with a just peace, along with robust security guarantees.

A principled statement of support from the Prime Minister and an important decision: today, in our presence, Ukraine and the United Kingdom signed a Loan Agreement. This loan will enhance Ukraine’s defense capabilities and will be repaid using revenues from frozen Russian assets. The funds will be directed toward weapons production in Ukraine. This is true justice – the one who started the war must be the one to pay.

I thank the people and government of the United Kingdom for their tremendous support from the very beginning of this war. We are happy to have such strategic partners and to share the same vision of what a secure future should look like for all.

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[Saint Javelin @saintjavelin]

SNL does the Zelensky - Trump meeting.

Hilarious.

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

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[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Holy shit, President Zelensky fact checked asshole JD Vance and he lost his shit.

Shut your lying pie hole and go fuck a couch, JD.