bald man

I acknowledge no master in human form_

Fly low and drown quietly; fly high and risk the fall.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Ademba ametoka nikuje nidare manyoa ?

[Sansürsüz @sansurszpr0fiI]

Enerjiyle yumrukları durdurabileceğini iddia eden bu adam, bir boksöre meydan okuyor.

[Mid-Major Madness @mid_madness]

We’re losing recipes as a society

[Geordie Josh @geordiejosh]

Do they just be having this tournament whenever they please or-

[Kari @KariDaniels]

Bruh why did Dave Chappelle just pop up at the Usher concert like a Chappelle’s Show skit?? Look at his face 😂😂

[Pepe @officialpepe]

10.7.2016 🇵🇹

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Nakumbuka hii tweet naisha😂😂😂😂😂

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

You can just do things

[🧛🏽‍♀️ @almahreign]

Me sijai elewa why babies can't just close their eyes and sleep like normal human beings wakifeel sleepy. What's the need for all that fussing and tantrums as if usingizi ni uchungu nkt.

[yayvo @Gonzetti]

words only 'powerful' when it comes to death & never a new source of income or coochie 😴😴

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

We’re back.

[The Players’ Tribune @PlayersTribune]

Kylian Mbappé in 2020: “Me and my friends, we did not hope to become footballers. We did not expect. We did not plan. We dreamed. There is a difference. Some children have posters of superheroes on their bedroom walls. We covered ours with footballers. I had so many posters of Zidane and Cristiano. (To be fair, when I got older, I also had some posters of Neymar, which he finds very funny, but that’s another story!)

Sometimes people ask me why there is so much talent coming from our neighborhoods. Like maybe there is something in the water, or we are training in a different way, like Barcelona or something. But no, if you came to AS Bondy, I’m afraid you would just see a humble family club. Some apartment buildings and some artificial grass. But I think that football is just different for us. It is essential. It is every day. It is like bread and water.

I remember we had this tournament at our school — all the 6th, 7th, 8th and 9th graders — and it was like our World Cup. We were playing for this €2 plastic trophy, but we treated it like it was life or death. In the 93, your honor is always at stake. And it’s funny, because the rule was that every team had to be mixed. Girls and boys. Well, unfortunately not all the girls wanted to play in the tournament, so we had to really negotiate. I remember telling my friend that if she gave everything on the pitch and we won the Cup, I would buy her a new coloring book. I was begging her.

Maybe you think I’m exaggerating, but it really meant everything to us. As we say, ‘This is the Neuf Trois. We can’t lose.’

We played for this €2 trophy like it was the Jules Rimet Trophy. That’s just how it was. I’m sure it was quite difficult for my teachers. To them, I really apologize. I remember coming home from school one day with nine different warnings from the principal.

‘Kylian did not do his homework.’

‘Kylian forgot his school supplies.’

‘Kylian was talking about football during mathematics.’

My head was in the clouds.” https://t.co/ALAFEDEo2E

@KMbappe | @equipedefrance

[Sophie Map Tu Lu @Asiatitude]

Pas les Avengers face à Thanos ptdrrrrr

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Idol 👑🐐... @Cristiano

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

One thing to do today… search my name on Google 😉

[leo @vivilization]

couldnt even spell officially properly oh my clients are seeing jail

[Grant Slatton @GrantSlatton]

have a rat getting into my attic somehow

calling exterminators to get quotes

one guy sounds like rats slept with his wife or something, guy was getting angry just talking about rats

found my contractor

[Momo🎱_🇦🇷🇪🇸 @momo_sow0]

Je me demande toujours comment Mbappé a pu éclater de rire comme ça. 😭